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27 Aug 2014 10:23 pm

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And she shall unite all of them into one Khalasar and conquer the world.
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H0lyhandgrenade, 22 Aug 2014 01:29 am

Maybe she's been the one who's been right all along...

See y'all soon.

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Reply HaikenEdge, 27 Aug 2014 10:33 pm

I wonder how much of her earnings she'll spend on Pokeballs, and their variants.

Reply Pharaoh Man, 27 Aug 2014 10:33 pm

Not letting anyone else get any pokemon is one way of becoming the best, I suppose...

Reply a_bard (Guest), 27 Aug 2014 10:40 pm

B.S. That's why i wouldn't want to join her on her quest it's not worth it.

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 27 Aug 2014 10:41 pm

Well, well. George wants to be the very best.

Also, she wants EVERY Pokemon in the world. That's... Ambitious. And vaguely villainous.

Reply Novanto, 27 Aug 2014 10:45 pm

I thought the goal was to fill the Pokedex, so that would mean three Pidgeys and three Weedles...

Reply GoogerGeiger (Guest), 27 Aug 2014 10:48 pm

I think it's a better idea to capture every Farfetch'd in existence and kill all but one, so your Farfetch'd is a one-of-a-kind legendary that few have seen.

Reply DaBrokor, 27 Aug 2014 10:51 pm

Its proven, she's sick.

Reply Aslandus, 27 Aug 2014 11:03 pm

And then once every beast and man in the world calls you master, you shall become a god!

Reply BattleStarX, 27 Aug 2014 11:07 pm

...How many PC Boxes will you need to hold EVERY single Pokémon?

And how the heck would you get any stronger? Only since Gen-VI has a capture given EXP.

Reply EllaCupcake, 27 Aug 2014 11:09 pm

Well that won't be good for the eco-system.....

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 27 Aug 2014 11:15 pm

@Aslandus: *Maniacal laughter*

Exactly! The one, the only, the strongest trainer, in the world!

...

She's going to need a bigger hard drive on her PC...

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 27 Aug 2014 11:36 pm

It appears someone misunderstood the concept. x3

Silly George, the PC simply isn't big enough for all of your shenanigans. Settle down and give Atty another sandwich.

Once she finds out about all the OTHER Pokemon on the other continents, I could wager she'd drop that goal. Crushed dreams are 'kay, I guess.


@Novanto: Actually, that'd mean one Pidgey and one Weedle. You just have to evolve them. It still records the Pokemon's previous evolutions as captured even after it's been evolved.

@HaikenEdge: There can't possibly be enough PokeDosh between all the trainers in the world to afford what she desires.

@BattleStarX: There is a simple non-game solution to that. Pit your own Pokemon against each other.
Or, I guess she could just go to the Day Care.

Reply The_mad_one, 27 Aug 2014 11:37 pm

Oh, I thought it meant gotta catch one of every pokémon, not actually all.

Looks like I've been playing the games wrong all this time, damn.

Reply troblsomtwins829, 27 Aug 2014 11:40 pm

Either George's been brainwashed or she's the most evil mastermind on the face of the planet.

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 27 Aug 2014 11:46 pm

@troblsomtwins829: This just gave me an odd mental image of George preparing to end the world while standing on Mt. Silver, with her massive Pokemon army preparing to kill everything in the universe.

Not sure if awesome or hilarious.

Reply Novanto, 27 Aug 2014 11:57 pm

@Doutonbori Robo: True, but I think she wants one of everything, so that means three each.

Reply imtn, 28 Aug 2014 12:01 am

To own every single pokemon would mean that you have all of the pokemon in the world. No one else has any pokemon, because you have them all.

Reply Unclever title, 28 Aug 2014 12:18 am

I knew George was weird and clingy. I didn't know she was INSANE.

Reply Vio1337 (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 12:20 am

I guess that's one way to be the best. Have the only pidgeys in the world.
Why hasn't she worked for Team Rocket yet

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 28 Aug 2014 12:21 am

Yeah, it doesn't seem like she and Team Rocket are that much different, after all. Too bad she doesn't realize that.

Actually, she sounds worse.

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 01:01 am

@Doutonbori Robo: Yeah, I think she's lost her mind.

Though, that is true. TR is doing this for money, they take little pleasure in their work. George wants every Pokemon in the world for herself because why not.

I can only imagine the wails of disappointed 10 year olds across the world that didn't get their starters...

Reply JermhyTheHedgehog, 28 Aug 2014 01:04 am

I almost thought for the last panels she said that's the noble of all faggots but i misread and got my glasses.

Reply Neodar (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 01:19 am

Shits about to get dark real fast when she starts to really explain this

Reply Evilbob (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 01:27 am

You know, I've always suspected that the "Gotta Catch 'Em All" was a marketing slogan propagated to sell more stuff (in RL Pokemon franchise)... Now I feel it's probably true in-story as well... the Pokeball industry...

Reply Infernal Translator (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 01:45 am

Atticus! Give her the Pikachu Ear! It'll be the next biggest thing since Slowpoke Tail!

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 28 Aug 2014 01:55 am

@Evilbob: That does sound like a legitimate theory. It appears the Pokemon world isn't much different from ours. Except the animals can throw leaves and breath fire and whatnot.

@Infernal Translator: The Not-So-Tasty, Not-So-Juicy, Negatively Charged PIKACHU EAR.

No seriously can you imagine how juicy one of those fat Slowpoke tails could be.

Reply gothaman1, 28 Aug 2014 01:58 am

she has the wrong idea of 'gotta catch em all'...

Reply Unnessecary (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 02:19 am

How long have Atticus' question contained question marks?

Reply IMONFIREGUY, 28 Aug 2014 02:39 am

On this episode of Hoarders...

Reply Ultimate the Hedgehog, 28 Aug 2014 03:47 am

Wait, every Pidgey?!
I thought it was collect one of each species.

Reply MoogleSam, 28 Aug 2014 04:23 am

G-George...? You okay there? You seem to have gone a bit mad.

Reply lupinesentinel (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 04:36 am

@IMONFIREGUY: pffft, was just getting ready to type, "Next, on an all new episode of POKEMON HOARDERS, one girl wants to be the very best, but has she gone too far???"
but you beat me to it :P

Reply I ate a glowstick (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 05:54 am

I get it. I get it. I so get it. I've known this about George's character for awhile now, but...this pretty much confirms it. she is a desperately lonely person. She clings on to Atty because he's the only one who hangs out with her long enough. She drives everyone else away with how annoying she is. She captures every pokemon that comes her way because she desperately just doesn't want to be alone. I don't think I'm spoiling anything when I say, I look forward to how she got this OCD about keeping friends.

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 28 Aug 2014 06:16 am

@I ate a glowstick: 'Kay, have fun developing your opinions about George. We'll see if they pan out.

@lupinesentinel: I like your version better, but really just for the end of it. Too many question marks though.

@Unnessecary: It's been like that as long as he has actually felt it necessary to add question marks to the end of his questions. It's happened before.

Reply Skjolty, 28 Aug 2014 07:52 am

I get the impression George MAY have misinterpreted that phrase...

Reply Guest, 28 Aug 2014 07:58 am

Okay... George seems a bit crazy right there.

Reply Onasaki, 28 Aug 2014 08:20 am

Yeaaah... Every. Single. Pokemon. George, sweetie, your obsession is showing.

Reply Drewbie (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 09:09 am

This sounds vaguely familiar... Using pigeons to deliver messages was how a whole species died out wasn't it? I wonder if that'll happen when George captures EVERY pidgey?

Reply SeriousJupiter (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 11:05 am

Wow. She's insane. And here I thought all this time that she was just a clingy, lonely kid with a few issues.

Too bad that she will never be able to reach her goal. I mean, it sounds pretty impossible to begin with, but if this comic follows the game logic in this particular subject, it is literally impossible. No matter how many Pokémon you KO or catch on any route or area, there will always be more of them until you're eventually forced to go back to the Pokémon Center to restore your Pokémon's PPs despite how many Max Elixirs you own. Pokémon are infinite and everlasting. "Gonna Catch 'Em All" has always meant simply completing the Pokédex and that will never change.

Reply phoenixgem, 28 Aug 2014 11:11 am

With that attitude she should really be the one wearing the team rocket uniform.

Reply Koal, 28 Aug 2014 11:24 am

pfftahahahahah, oh the poor fool, she doesn't know the total, she'll be an old lady before she'll.. "Catch em all"

suddenly, another 150 are discovered

Reply JermhyTheHedgehog, 28 Aug 2014 11:57 am

you guys kinda comment a lot and a lot of people here.

Reply Kroric, 28 Aug 2014 12:12 pm

George actually looks really cute in that second to last panel... lol

Reply Evilbob (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 01:02 pm

@Doutonbori Robo: We've always learned from nature. Clearly the Shellders' know something about Slowpoke tails that we don't! If they're worth giving up your freedom and that much effort for the Shellders, clearly they're worth something! (As fishing bait if nothin' else...)

Reply Mjoern (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 03:25 pm

WEll, well, well... I kinda do the same minus the mental disorder I suppose : I catch bunch of pokemons for each species (I have sometimes more than 200 poke before the 6th badge) and only use the best nature and IV I can find then I EV train them all before their stats are too polluted by stupid "can't run from trainer battle" and then I destroy every single NPC mercilessly with under-leveled yet much stronger pokemon...

Reply Mjoern (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 03:28 pm

@Koal: she's up to catch every single individual not one of each specie, I don't think 150 can startle her

Reply Raxis (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 03:33 pm

...

She wants to enslave all the pokemon D:

Reply Guest, 28 Aug 2014 05:55 pm

@Evilbob: Shellders are probably just vampires, disguised as shells

Reply Guest, 28 Aug 2014 06:06 pm

"And she shall unite all of them into one Khalasar and conquer the world."

Using her Dragon pokemon. Burning the land of her enemies so that her son, Rhaego, may mount the world.

Reply yaoi4evandnevayuri, 28 Aug 2014 06:23 pm

It'll be funny if she turns out to be evil.

Reply DismissedEye, 28 Aug 2014 06:34 pm

@yaoi4evandnevayuri: Yeah, that would, wouldn't it. ;)

Reply Chelvo la Worm (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 06:58 pm

She... Sounds a bit Yandere-i about the entire "C.E.A." thing...

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 28 Aug 2014 07:48 pm

@Kroric: Shit, she actually is kind of cute.

@Mjoern: I think she literally means every Pokémon of EVERY specie. Also, you're a little crazy when it comes to IVs and EVs. Way to make it a chore.

@JermhyTheHedgehog: We comment a lot because we enjoy the comic. Is that not normal?

@Guest: Stop being just a Guest, it's hard to discern between all of you. The Shellders SHOULD be vampires. But also shells. Not just disguised as such.

@Chelvo la Worm: Oh for the love of all that is righteous and just. It's an ACRONYM now? Corruption!

Reply qazox, 28 Aug 2014 07:51 pm

Ms. George has gone off the deep end without Atty.

Reply NaginiFay, 28 Aug 2014 07:52 pm

Look Atty, somebody with spare pokemon to steal.

Reply JermhyTheHedgehog, 28 Aug 2014 07:55 pm

@Doutonbori Robo: Just so much people I get lost in these.

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 28 Aug 2014 08:19 pm

@JermhyTheHedgehog: Oh, I guess introductions would be in order.

I'm random guy number 4068403. I go by AFeralFurry. Not much more to tell.

Anyway, I love Holy's art. It's better than Pokemon Adventures, even.

Reply Kittycatz22, 28 Aug 2014 09:59 pm

I would love to see Atty taking one of George's Pokemon.

Reply Tallest Skil, 28 Aug 2014 11:53 pm

I am 100% certain that George doesn’t have a clue what “Gotta catch ‘em all!” actually means.

Reply wolfy (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 12:04 am

George... you are now kind of terrifying.

Also, wrong.

POKEMON is about FRIENDSHIP. Duh.

Reply Da J Man, 29 Aug 2014 12:13 am

GoT reference in the alt text?

Reply AFeralFurry (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 01:55 am

@wolfy: But, how much friendship?

...

That sounded funnier in my head.

Reply ChaosSorceror_Davidicus, 29 Aug 2014 03:04 am

As embarrassing as it is to admit... When I was a kid, I too caught any and all pokemon that was higher level or evolved versions of things I already had, even if only a couple levels higher than my own. :/

I was a stupid kid.

Reply DudeB (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 04:02 am

I've been thinking... I've been thinking about just what "gotta catch 'em all" (George version) would actually entail. and i believe it's far more sinister then previously believed.

it involves the acquisition of all pokemon: this entails the following:

Gain all currently wild pokemon
Gain all currently owned pokemon (yay theft)
Gain all currently dead pokemon(grave robbing) because they may eventually become fossils and as such become living pokemon
Gain all currently existing eggs (kidnaping?)
Gain all currently stored pokemon
Gain all current fossils

To do this a few things are nescessary:

Gain all Pokeballs/ enslave all those who make capturing devices so all capturing devices will be yours

Gain all the boxes in the pc/ enslave bob and all others who run the poke-transfer system so that all boxes become yours and that no people maintaining the boxes "get a conscience" and return any boxes, thus ensuring space to hold said pokemon.

Enslave the pokecenters to ensure that one can always heal one's pokemon despite becoming a world renowned infamous international criminal.

raid every pokemon lab, museum and research facility for fossils and relics to ensure all pokemon related things are yours

crush the law enforcement of the world, to ensure continuous acquisition of pokemon runs smoothly.

enslave team rocket, as manpower will inevitably be needed to accomplish one's goals and most others will prove far less receptive to orders.

enslave the day cares and breeders of the world to raise your Inexorably huge cache of eggs.

enslave the scientists of the world to ensure no back dealing of poke tech gets to the masses, and to ensure that any man made pokemon come strait to you and no others.

crush the governments of the world to eliminate organized rebellion against you ensuring that you forever maintain your hoard of pokemon.

crush the dreams of all the children of the world who seek to get their first pokemon and go on adventures.

and to enslave the rangers to help maintain areas for your pokemon to stretch out and relax while having no hope of escape


that i believe is all which would need to occur in order for one to effectively "Catch them all"

which subsequently makes it an impossible task far more evil than any team rocket could have ever imagined in my mind...

George can be kind of scary when you think things through a bit.

I think I officially like her a bit more now.

Reply sowerofash (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 05:57 am

wrong method She should make a world-sized pokeball and capture the entire planet

It would be faster

Reply Harangue (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 07:06 am

George...sweetheart...that's not...

At most, the phrase "Catch 'em all" means one of each, not...

Y'know what, just nevermind.

Reply Doutonbori Robo, 29 Aug 2014 07:14 am

@DudeB: That's why we're saying "Gotta catch 'em all". It's a much simpler version of what you just spewed out with all things accounted for, in this context.
The guy's name is Bill, by the way.

@sowerofash: You wouldn't need a world-sized Pokéball. It could be much smaller than that. I'm not even going to consider carrying an Onix-sized Pokéball just to hold an Onix. That'd be ludicrous.
Besides, if you tried to capture the planet, the combined efforts of everything on the planet (including Captain Planet) trying to wriggle free would cause the planet to escape.

If somehow one would make an attempt at capturing the planet using that method, they'd be committing suicide anyway. In the vacuum of space.

Reply Kazekoe (Guest), 29 Aug 2014 07:21 am

Wait....

Is THAT what it meant all along?

Wow, I've been doing the pokemon games all wrong this whole time...

Reply Wolfsubzero, 29 Aug 2014 09:52 am

Gotta love the alt-text

Reply Aslandus, 29 Aug 2014 02:03 pm

@BattleStarX: The simple solution is that you don't, you use an entire team for each battle against a stronger wild pokemon...

Then use a team of the stronger "ex-wild" pokemon to catch even stronger wild pokemon, until you have max level pokemon that are exactly as strong as they were in the wild, all without levelling up...

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