Chapter 5 Page 44

August 13th, 2012, 6:07 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
August 13th, 2012, 6:07 pm
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Um yeah. About that. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, things just go splut regardless.

See y'all soon.
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The_mad_one
August 13th, 2012, 6:08 pm
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I laughed again. X3
Djoing
August 13th, 2012, 6:08 pm
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My Pokémon never learn the move thwap.
angelcake5254
August 13th, 2012, 6:10 pm
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Atticus was actually getting into it in the 8th panel... but then, THWAP.
MoogleSam
August 13th, 2012, 6:15 pm
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Just because he is squished doesn't mean he can't use fire! USE FIRE!
Dante (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 6:16 pm
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You are so cruel. D: Or maybe it's George being cruel... I'm sure he saw this coming.
Falconer
August 13th, 2012, 6:19 pm
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IT'S A MIRACL---dead.
jameswolf100
August 13th, 2012, 6:19 pm
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Just like Pikachu, I dropped my jaw and called you a heartless jerk. Then lol'd
Author Jakes
August 13th, 2012, 6:22 pm
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Hmm... I believe that it is unrealistic to have wounds disappear from a spray.
xkrazydog
August 13th, 2012, 6:23 pm
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Onyx just gained like 3 levels didnt he?
AngelicLily
August 13th, 2012, 6:28 pm
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Why did I laugh. XDD;;
Demonic-Wanderer
August 13th, 2012, 6:29 pm
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... It missed?
Maybe?
Probably not?
... (continues to wave Charmander flag) Atty can't lose his jumper! Go, DT pancake! Go!
grifendel
August 13th, 2012, 6:30 pm
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Hahaha awesome page, I didn't expect the last panel. Poor DT, it can't cacth a break.
WHY (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 6:49 pm
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no no no noNO NO NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN POOR DRAGONTHING
DT_Fan (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 6:50 pm
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Loved all the DT close-ups xD I actually liked every panel in this page... Except maybe the last one xD Can't wait to see next page(so long as there's no evolution involved :s). I'm half expecting DT to be able to take at least one hit without fainting at this point :P I still think that Feraligator's bubble must've been tougher than that "not-quite-a-real-attack-thwap", especially considering the type weakness. Anyways, I'm curious to see what does DT look like in the next page xD Even though I'm sure he'd make a sexier pancake than Rat, I'd still prefer him to keep his body proportions xD
Millie Griffin
August 13th, 2012, 6:53 pm
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there may be a chance if DT jumped into one of gutripper's holes at the last second but i doubt it XD
Terithian (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 6:54 pm
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I really should have expected this from you.
Drakeflame13
August 13th, 2012, 6:56 pm
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The HELL!!
Pencil Artisan (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 6:59 pm
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You know what this calls for... WARDROBE MONTAGE. Or that one girl hounding Atty until she gets that Jumper because he simply refuses to give it up. Kind of like misty an the bike.
jonasfx
August 13th, 2012, 7:00 pm
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hahaha oh god I hope I didn't disturb the neighbours with a laugh like that as late as this xD
Guest
August 13th, 2012, 7:04 pm
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I totally saw this coming. Well, it was top of the list. I still laughed. Time to find out Atty wants to be a bodybuilder or a tattoo artist or something else hiding under the jumper.
ZaneZandell
August 13th, 2012, 7:05 pm
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I lol'd
Storm~ (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:13 pm
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DT probs dodged it. He, or she, has plenty of experiance plus was able to last through all of those attacks from that Feraligatr. Who is a lot stronger than Onix (I imagine), being a final stage evolution and whatnot.
ToxicBreeze
August 13th, 2012, 7:13 pm
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THAT WAS AWEFUL.. and yet I can't stop laughing
Botanist (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:16 pm
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He's OK Right? Please DOn't Lose I don't think I can take any more of this Gym or this town Please No More No More!
imobvmafia (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:17 pm
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My god you set that one up beautifully. I woke up my cat laughing at quarter past 1 in the morning from that.
Treason
August 13th, 2012, 7:28 pm
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"DT used Dig!"...
Guacalaka (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:32 pm
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GOD-DAMMIT! Soo close!!!
opdisk225
August 13th, 2012, 7:36 pm
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I wish me Onix would learn thwap
Naya
August 13th, 2012, 7:37 pm
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Silly Holy, hope isn't carrot shaped! :P
Elitedog
August 13th, 2012, 7:49 pm
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you used a super potion
get smacked to 2hp left
you use another super potion
get smacked to 2hp left again
rinse and repeat
Mythee
August 13th, 2012, 7:51 pm
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Brent I have an idea. Take off the jumper, spit on it and lick it and stuff. Also, pick your nose and put the snot on it.

Maybe she will no longer want it.
GO BRENT. DEFEND YOUR POSSESSIONS.
themc73 (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:51 pm
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BWAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
Icalasari (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 7:53 pm
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Onix has a base attack of 45

Charmander has a base defense of 43

Dragonthing is PERFECTLY fine!
Sol
August 13th, 2012, 7:54 pm
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If I was taking a drink, I would have spat it out in laughter when I saw the last panel xD.
Stone_Merten
August 13th, 2012, 8:09 pm
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yeah its dragon thing... he is probably better thatn that like lv 5 pika....

YES YES SUPER POTION

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah! Time to kick ---

dangit onyx
Red Spearow (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:09 pm
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Well, that was anti-climactic.
2lazy2dothis (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:17 pm
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I don't know if this has been mentioned or not and has almost no relation to the hilarity of this page, but Dragonthing is one letter to long to be used in a pokemon game. yes i tried. =(
mr.panic (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:20 pm
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lmfaoo damn i love this comic!
Icalasari (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:22 pm
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@2lazy2dothis: Dragonthng or Dragnthing?
Prior Semblance (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:25 pm
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Dang, years of watching the anime made me completely forget about items
Anonymouse (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:40 pm
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It.. m-m-missed, maybe? Q_Q
anon (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 8:55 pm
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Onyx just got burned.
AlkseeyaKC
August 13th, 2012, 8:56 pm
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I hope they have another one. XD
MurdTuffin
August 13th, 2012, 9:24 pm
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That's the power of pinesol, baby
Magical Fish
August 13th, 2012, 9:50 pm
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It's super effective
Captain Ghost
August 13th, 2012, 9:57 pm
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Bahahaha

.. George looks so happy/full of hope in that 2nd-to-last panel's bg.

Hee~
Ryoko Son
August 13th, 2012, 9:57 pm
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! D.T.!!!! TT0TT
You were so young... With so much potential. >~<
Grif (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 10:00 pm
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@Icalasari: DRGNThing
mouseypeach (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 10:33 pm
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I feel like a terrible person, but i chuckled a bit at this xD
Numberz (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 10:34 pm
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DT- WOOOOO. Get this guy like a b-
Onix- *whack* =-=
DT- Atty... go to hell.
Inuzuka
August 13th, 2012, 11:06 pm
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Thwap This is why a pokemon's size should influence it's stats...
king_13
August 13th, 2012, 11:25 pm
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replay just click next and its like a loop heal
everytime you heal it it gets spuashed
Rei (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 11:43 pm
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@Inuzuka: In that world, i'm pretty sure pokemon attacks actually do as advertised rather than limit itself in that little space time continuum they enter in every battle where the environment is unharmed.
i.e. that hyper beam is going to tear through your pokemon AND you.
Connor (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 11:47 pm
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Stupid onix,*throws glass of water*somehow hits onix and wins
Cinnamon (Guest)
August 13th, 2012, 11:56 pm
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Hey look everyone, Dragonthing's ba...

Aaaaaand he's gone.
Kittyz
August 14th, 2012, 12:25 am
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Nope.
kurik (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 12:32 am
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Called it!
(You can check if you want, last strip, about twice as far down the comments as this.)

Poor DT... Well, at least the next gym is wat...er, yeah, we'll let Rat handle that one. If it's not "Dead" dead.
qazox
August 14th, 2012, 12:36 am
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@Djoing: ONIX used Thwap.... it's super effective!
melaredblu
August 14th, 2012, 12:40 am
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Bwahahahaha! That's great!
Guest
August 14th, 2012, 1:54 am
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Dire (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 1:55 am
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@Author Jakes: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
GOODFUCKINGGOD (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 2:04 am
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How in the hell did this happen TWICE and I didn't see it coming?! I take your level of cruelty for granted H0ly. You are a heartless British bastard and I love you. Now, what are you going to do if Atty should happen to lose his trademark Jumper? That'll be like taking Ash's hat or the spikes out of Goku's hair. It's just not right.
Anon3636 (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 3:13 am
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Saw this one coming the moment George took out the potion.
Raichi
August 14th, 2012, 3:28 am
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uh oh now she'll have to beat the onyx to win att's jumper back, which means att'll owe her one, meaning they're stuck to each other for a looong time xD
ChaosSorceror Davidicus (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 3:37 am
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Oh H0ly... I think I love you... just for that.
... That sweet shiny carrot of hope.
Deonis
August 14th, 2012, 3:59 am
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I saw this coming from a mile away. God, that was obvious.
Inuzuka
August 14th, 2012, 6:03 am
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I have decided. Even though it is a gen v move that's pretty hard to get on Onix, I'm saying 'Thwap' is actually a Heavy Slam.
Jaktik (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 6:08 am
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Trauma I've got a feeling DT is going to be suppressing some of this for the rest of his life.
Squival (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 6:20 am
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I think I just died a little inside...
Kudos on not holding back on the jokes though or the added realism side of how screwed up some pokemon fights actually are! :P
Guest
August 14th, 2012, 6:43 am
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Pokemon: now with physics. Suddenly that tiny dragon is no match for the towering rock snake, no matter how many things it burnt.
Mika-Chan (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 8:46 am
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That... Why didn't I see that coming?
Tama (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 9:15 am
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THWAP! xDDDD
Couldn't help laughing. Poor dragonthing... *tries not to grin*
Soul Moony
August 14th, 2012, 10:59 am
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I laugh and facepalm myself!! Poor DT, now I hate onix
Lockmaster24 (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 11:03 am
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I'm sure if Onix could actually learn Thwap, people would use it. Oh DT, how thee must suffer so.
Bane (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 11:35 am
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There cannot be true despair without hope.
RIP Jumper (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 12:00 pm
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Nooooo Nooooooooooo! Poor Dragonthing!
What's Atticus gonna do without his jumper? Or did Dragonthing dodge? Or is George gonna get it back?
...Dammit, please don't make him give away the jumper! That's all I care about!
eworm
August 14th, 2012, 12:55 pm
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Brilliant, I love this kind of Sudden Mood-Switch humor. Also - THAT's a freaking Gym Leader, right there! Aside from the E4 and the Champion, they are supposed to be the strongest trainers in the region, but the games and anime just... don't... They just don't.
? (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 2:35 pm
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@xkrazydog: I don't think they're worth much exp...
Marsilio Raviede (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 2:51 pm
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ONIX used THWAP! ...It was super effective!

Is it my imagination or is the second-to-last panel the first time we've seen anything break the fourth wall?

Also, my bet is on the next panel having that lovely (annoying) beeping noise going again, rather than a direct KO. Perhaps I have too much faith in DT though.
DarklyGear (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 3:07 pm
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It's even funnier to me because I hit next and its exactly what happened to me during my gym battle. Again and again, over and over.
Ciro
August 14th, 2012, 5:33 pm
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ROFLMAO

I wonder why using potions during a trainer battle isn't cheating.
Wyld (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 6:41 pm
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WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was so caught up in that "HP 100%" that I forgot all about that Onyx XD

This feel so real, though...you're happy reviving your pokemon because you forgot to go back to the pokemon center and then the oponent promptly crushes your hopes....c'est la vie... LOL
Quin (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 8:09 pm
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First their was flail which was useless (Magicarp).

Then came struggle, and a couple of tail moves (element based)

Now the ultimate techinque of all THWAP! Its so grand that it even beats hero logic! Truely the greatest ability of them all!
Ysaking (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 10:06 pm
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notice an update. Read last page, read this page. last panel, I bust a nut.
Raxis (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 11:10 pm
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Hax, Onyx! D:
Mat (Guest)
August 14th, 2012, 11:44 pm
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Yet another hilarious case of "last page looping" XD
"Brent, I have a super potion!"
"Use it!"
*Heals*
"Charmander!"
*Thwap*
"...Brent, I have a super potion!"
interspark
August 15th, 2012, 5:48 am
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hahahaha ^_^ this is comedy violence at its best!
randomkid
August 15th, 2012, 8:03 am
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wait didnt DT massacre like an entire forest of bug pokemon so he'll still be gaining exp from his previous sluaghter and be leveling up like whanno till he evloves right?
chaos-of-vinnie
August 15th, 2012, 10:57 am
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Lol aww Charmander no!!! XD
+bird+ (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 2:21 pm
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Bahahaha, that was so terrible (and good). Come on, DT! Show 'em the what for!
Ozimul (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 3:58 pm
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ONIX missed!
Rei (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 5:05 pm
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Onix used Tail Whip! DRGNTHING's Defense Fell!

[I still remember being disappointed the first time I tried using Tail Whip because it didn't do damage.]

Also: LV9-Ember, LV15-Leer, LV16-Charmeleon! If that Onix is just like Brock's, it's only level 14. [12 in Yellow.]

COME ON, POKE-LOGIC, save Atty's jumper!
Iarei (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 5:16 pm
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Potions I was really expecting George to spray that in Atticus's eyes for a second there.
"Quick, use it then!"
"warrgarbl"

Holy has to be tired of shading that in.
Tralala (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 5:49 pm
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@Dante: George is a girlasdhfasjkfhasjklfh
u_queen
August 15th, 2012, 8:06 pm
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I was drinking a tea while reading this strip. Thank you, my screen is covered with water >.>
The/Doctor
August 15th, 2012, 9:34 pm
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i enjoyed this page very much.
FormOf_SomeGuy (Guest)
August 15th, 2012, 10:45 pm
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Winning! Quickly now, Charmander: spontaneously learn the tm move dig! It is your only chance, you saw diglett using it, learn by example and may the rules be burned!!!
mosama
August 15th, 2012, 10:47 pm
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This is just the most hilarious shit ever
crystalgardian
August 15th, 2012, 11:26 pm
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I bet Atty loses his sweater just because h0ly is tired of drawing all its littls stripes and dots and buttons.
Kyn (Guest)
August 16th, 2012, 5:36 am
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Here's to hoping that DT used his power of doing-stuff-without-being told to dodge to the left....
Mr.Panic (Guest)
August 16th, 2012, 5:57 am
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@Djoing: well then ur pokemon are lame :|
Zitronenbaum
August 16th, 2012, 8:10 am
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Metal Claw! Metal Claw!

... Oh wait, I forgot this was supposed to be Red/Blue-ish ... sort of.
Unclever title
August 16th, 2012, 9:42 am
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Gotta love a pokemon battle that actually takes weight class into account in terms of damage dealt.
Kamashari (Guest)
August 16th, 2012, 2:56 pm
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Yeah, I'm just going to stick with what I said on the last page. And I STILL think that Atty's just going to snatch one of George's pokemon and try to figure something out while having her yell at him. Ah, physics, they're STILL super-effective.

No less, love the comic and though I'm impatient for the next page, you should STILL do your best at it!

Oh, and I have yet to try out the infinite last page loop. Wonder how many times I can do it before it gets old...

Update: Nope, just gets funnier and funnier each time. Just look at the last 4 panels in sequence.
Koi (Guest)
August 17th, 2012, 3:47 am
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Poor DT, I feel more bad for him than Rat. But maybe, just maybe, he'll evolve and throw Onix around?

...yeah, I'm hoping for too much. xD
Mr. Guest (Guest)
August 17th, 2012, 9:06 am
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Go George! Well, now that Atticus is out of luck its George's turn! Maybe she has a Pokemon that can beat Onix...or her Pidgey and Caterpie will die as well...
Jay (Guest)
August 17th, 2012, 10:19 am
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Oh man I was like "Yeah go DT! Own that piece of - OH." Then commence me rolling around the floor laughing so hard that my dog ran out side just to get away from me.
Nope (Guest)
August 17th, 2012, 11:29 am
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Anyone skilled with animation? I would probably die with laughter if you animated like, Dragon Thing standing up then Onix's tail thwaping him on a repeated loop. XD
MoogleSam
August 17th, 2012, 4:52 pm
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@Mr. Guest: A Pidgey and Caterpie would probably actually have a greater chance at beating Onix if Dragonthing has been beaten too because they have Sand Attack and String Shot to lower its ability to hit them. They might actually be able to get a hit in before being squished.
Guest
August 19th, 2012, 8:23 am
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@king_13: Lol! That was before the update. =P
MRCDUDE
August 19th, 2012, 9:43 pm
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hahahaha twice thats just tarible
Draconickitty
August 24th, 2012, 11:16 am
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@Author Jakes:

well thats the world of pokemon for you. its like that in the anime and games too
Juralumin (Guest)
January 7th, 2013, 7:12 pm
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@Dante: This is late and all but..its a she XD
Razz (Guest)
August 23rd, 2016, 5:02 pm
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huh,I wonder why he loves his jumper so much (beside the fact it looks so freaking cool)