Chapter 7 Page 14

August 26th, 2013, 6:56 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
August 26th, 2013, 6:56 pm
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Sometimes 'see you soon' is the last thing you wanna hear from a person. Russ has women's intuition. Don't ask who he took it from.

See y'all soon.
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Lockman
August 26th, 2013, 7:03 pm
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*reads alt text* I understood that! I understood that reference!
Kelloe
August 26th, 2013, 7:04 pm
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-creepy music plays in background-
also what the hell is with his eyes, its creeping me out
Somerandomguy (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 7:08 pm
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o.0 I'm here early!
The_mad_one
August 26th, 2013, 7:11 pm
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His nose seems rather enormous in panel 3~.
Dyyor (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 7:14 pm
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And then it was a Magicarp
talantus (Guest)
April 3rd, 2015, 3:49 am
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@Dyyor: 5$ it's a magikarp!
Psychotheclown
August 26th, 2013, 7:36 pm
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@Dyyor: What's a Magicarp?

Oh, you mean Magikarp? Yeah it is.
Connor (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 7:39 pm
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Can't wait to hear what he calls it :D
TisNagim (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 7:46 pm
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For being such a shrewd businessman, Russell sure didn't notice that no money traded hands and Atty is walking off with a new pokeball. (Yes I know that it's implied, I just find my way more funny)
Graham (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 7:48 pm
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I like how the main (only) reason Atticus bought it was because he didn't want to be touched.
Novanto
August 26th, 2013, 7:50 pm
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Y'know, I would love it if we could punch the Magikarp salesman.
NotGuestman!!!
August 26th, 2013, 7:53 pm
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Would be funny if it was actually a good Pokemon, maybe like Red's Eevee in the manga.
Kyourin (Guest)
August 26th, 2013, 8:02 pm
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Wonder (if it IS a Magikarp) if Atty will ATTACK Russell when they meet again.
Neon-J
August 26th, 2013, 8:06 pm
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To be fair, five quid for a Magikarp is still pretty cheap.
ParaFox
August 26th, 2013, 8:15 pm
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I knew it! I knew it! I knew ever since I noticed his inverted eyes! I know where this character is from! Sure, I should have just checked your comic to make sure, but your alt text did it. Yay, I feel proud xD

What would Atticus name this "special water pokemon"?
Guest
August 26th, 2013, 8:24 pm
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luvdisc would be funnier
Helix_luco
August 26th, 2013, 9:17 pm
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@ParaFox: maybe 'ghoti'
qazox
August 26th, 2013, 9:58 pm
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I can't read the alt-text on my tablet, but I'm guessing Atty's thinking this: I need an adult, I need an Adult!"
Deshera
August 26th, 2013, 10:30 pm
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Atty has the three pokemon you need to crush the whole game in the original series.

Charmander to raise into Charizard

Pikachu to raise into Raichu

Magicarp to raise into Gyradose

The three poke team that would cream the eleite four with ease.
kurolothgarian
August 26th, 2013, 11:28 pm
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what is it? Let's see,
if it is a stupid water type, it is probably:
A) Magikarp
B) Luvdisc
C) Relicanth
D) Psyduck
E) [Insert water type here]
Which do you think it is?
Rune (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 12:15 am
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@Connor:

Fish Stick
Missingno. Master (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 12:20 am
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Karp, karp, karp, karp, karp
fuzzy3158 (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 12:33 am
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@kurolothgarian: Relicanth is awesome so it can't be that.
@Deshera: Why do you need Raichu? Gyarados can learn Thunderbolt xD
Foxblaze
August 27th, 2013, 12:53 am
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"looks at alt text"

XDDD yeah good thing
on a 3DS (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 12:53 am
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@Missingno. Master: KARP KARP KARP KARP!!!
Foxblaze
August 27th, 2013, 12:55 am
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@qazox: it says good thing he wasn't selling roses, likely a reference to a short piece holy did a while ago where a guy got roses that turned red by pricking your thumb on it's thorns and it sucks the blood I guess
Seven (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 2:02 am
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@Connor: Probably just gonna call it Fish.
Zelkova
August 27th, 2013, 2:35 am
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@Foxblaze: It didn't suck his blood, he really need to turn the color of the roses to red VERY quickly so he basically bleed all over them.

http://brightside.smackjeeves.com/comics/1608301/blood-roses-1/

Edit: Though rereading it it may had suck his blood...No telling with Holy. She the type of person to make zombies on skates.
hellfire14
August 27th, 2013, 4:33 am
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@Kelloe: I think he sold his soul to the Magikarp Kingdom.
Flannigan (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 5:18 am
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Those eyes. I solemnly swear to never talk exactly like this guy again.
wingnut (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 6:40 am
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i'm hoping this guy becomes a recurring character
Merrsharr
August 27th, 2013, 6:54 am
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the name rings a bell, but I don't know which or where...
Shadow (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 7:32 am
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I'm still voting I'm still voting for feebas, magikarp would be awesome but I want to see Atty with a lovely milotic
Akswordking (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 8:06 am
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My money is on a gyrados you know you sell them a dangerous pokemon that only you can control and once it kills them you take their pokemon and their stuff and profit like a madman.
Someguy (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 8:26 am
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People. It's spelled 'Gyarados'. Get it right.
Svafa (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 9:04 am
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@Neon-J: Assuming we don't use pound to yen conversions* and stick to just moving the decimal place, you could buy two pokeballs and have change for that price. If we do use pound to yen conversions, then you could buy three pokeballs and have almost enough for a fourth.

*The money in the Pokemon games is based on the yen, so 200 (the price of a Pokeball) is roughly the same as 1.32 pounds. As it's just an approximation on the yen though, it's generally easier to just move the decimal to the left two places.
Halosty (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 11:37 am
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@TisNagim:
Actually, I can totally believe that he didn't give him any money. Maybe we'll find out in a future strip... or maybe it really was implied >_<
Guest
August 27th, 2013, 12:53 pm
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People who are expecting Feebas should look at the very front cover of the comic
chikao
August 27th, 2013, 1:08 pm
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what if it isn't a shitty pokemon though? What if he actually wants atty to succeed? What if it's a lapras or something else useful?
Musika (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 4:19 pm
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@chikao: It's Russel, so no chance. Atticus, you prick.
Blable
August 27th, 2013, 4:33 pm
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Wouldn't it be twice as funny if it actually turned out to be something totally kickass? :>

Oh...and I think a ship just set sail...somewhere.......
eveningprimrose (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 5:17 pm
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I bet he stole one of Atty's pokemon seeing how he kept touching him. Atty just payed for an empty pokeball LOL! (Although no money was exchanged)
teh_fish (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 5:21 pm
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Atticus is going to be thrilled with the new addition to his team. Then he's going to wonder why it's still breathing. On land.
mandygurl (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 6:38 pm
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Magikarp I hope its a Magikarp and it evolves into a Gyrados. I love Gyrados they are always way worth all the effort!!!
Missingno. Master (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 7:22 pm
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@mandygurl: Agreed completely. Hell, if you buy from the Magikarp salesman in R/B/Y/FR/LG, you can have a Gyarados before you ever get an Old Rod, or even a CascadeBadge! Let's just hope Atticus thinks along those lines... It's not likely, but we can hope.
Saberphoenix (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 7:55 pm
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this guy is a dito. i swear its the eyes, so creepy. but congratulations atty. (zelda aquired item music) you recieved a (magikarp"cough") pokemon :3
Guest
August 27th, 2013, 8:35 pm
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@Foxblaze: the rose was named Holy II I imagine?
Guest
August 27th, 2013, 8:49 pm
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Reason to let him leave without paying

Step 1: freak out customer.
Step 2: let them leave with free magikarp.
Step 3: get them arrested for pokemon theft on other side of mountain, recover gyarados.
Step 4: kick all the asses.
Stranger (Guest)
August 27th, 2013, 9:45 pm
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For a moment I thought those lines on his face was him blushing. Then I remembered that he had a black eye. 0-0' That face in the first panel is not helping...
ModestAlienWaltz
August 28th, 2013, 2:25 am
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What a... Prick.
interspark
August 28th, 2013, 6:38 am
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Fish Thing!
Mialability (Guest)
August 28th, 2013, 8:11 am
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I got a bad feeling about this, and strangely I found Russel at the fist time I saw him cute...

Darn... I think I need to get my brain checked
Stravagante (Guest)
August 28th, 2013, 10:55 am
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Well, I guess that Magikarp is going to be Dragonthing's supper then. They're eaten by a fair few pokémon species after all.

...Well... It's what I'd do anyway.
FenrixIX
August 28th, 2013, 4:38 pm
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@Helix_luco: Well played. ;D
strawy
August 28th, 2013, 5:31 pm
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my bet is that its a magikarp
Guest
August 28th, 2013, 8:21 pm
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Yes, yes that's good Atty. Get away from the touchy man. Check your pockets too, make sure he didn't take or leave anything
Guest
August 28th, 2013, 9:58 pm
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He gets desperate, lets out the pokemon and it attacks him, robs him blind, and runs back to Russ.
Mr. Henry
August 29th, 2013, 8:14 am
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And then Atty got a Magikarp...
chaos-of-vinnie
August 29th, 2013, 10:34 am
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Lol 'sweets' that is not a name you wanna hear from some stranger you don't know XD
I bet it's a Goldeen or something haha.

Yeah at least he's not shouting at you to buy flowers!! The guy in town is rude about it too, at least make me want them jeez ¬.¬
Fruanc J.H. (Guest)
August 29th, 2013, 1:27 pm
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Magicarp Oh Magicarp One of my favorite pokemon. So completely useless but one day he'll evolve and murder everyone who's ever mocked him... or her... Best pokemon in the game once he evolves as far as I'm concerned. you just have to baby him until he gets to like twenty or thirty first level if I remember right.
brown_tiger
August 29th, 2013, 1:28 pm
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Well Atticus probably has a magikarp now. Wonder how he'll deal with that one.
Merger- don't ask
August 29th, 2013, 1:58 pm
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as the frames go by russel seems dodgier and dodgier
Drago (Guest)
August 29th, 2013, 6:43 pm
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Since it's Magikarp, Atty'll have an extremely easy time raising it. Don't even have to give it commands. Just bash it into every Pokemon you see! XD
Xanthia Firestorm
August 29th, 2013, 7:20 pm
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Wow, :D this just brings all the nostalgia back.
Kitteh (Guest)
September 2nd, 2013, 3:27 pm
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O.o My karp senses are tingling...
that guy (Guest)
December 10th, 2015, 5:29 pm
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he buys the pokemon, sends it out in a battle, and then its a magikarp.