Chapter 7 Page 23

September 23rd, 2013, 6:55 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
September 23rd, 2013, 6:55 pm
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Dayum. Atty learnt a valuable lesson that day. Clefairies don't fuck around. This is what happens when you don't send out a pokemon.

See y'all soon.
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djgameplay (Guest)
September 23rd, 2013, 6:57 pm
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Today on a 1000 ways to die
121GWJolt (Guest)
September 23rd, 2013, 7:01 pm
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THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. Apparently, the only things that're raining today are rubble and Atticus.
Ultimate the Hedgehog
September 23rd, 2013, 7:04 pm
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Oh yeah! I almost forgot they could do that. last time I saw that was in the Pokemon 200 animated short.
batias
September 23rd, 2013, 7:04 pm
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Heh. Yep. This is a suitable start.
gimletcat
September 23rd, 2013, 7:07 pm
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If that was Self Destruct I think we're gonna need two ambulances. XD
DigitBite
September 23rd, 2013, 7:08 pm
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boom said the clefairie
Master_72
September 23rd, 2013, 7:25 pm
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I say a bunch of geodudes must've gotten in the way.

in reality, the metronome made it use Splash.
u_queen
September 23rd, 2013, 7:27 pm
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That's Atty's bad luck! Metronome could have cast some healing attack D:
The Missingno. Master
September 23rd, 2013, 7:34 pm
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@u_queen: There was no way to heal one's opponent in Generation I. Only moves that can do that are Pain Split (Generation II), Present (also Generation II), and Heal Pulse (Generation V).
Mythee
September 23rd, 2013, 7:38 pm
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We all wanted this to happen.
DarthMewtwo (Guest)
September 23rd, 2013, 7:51 pm
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Ha! Pretty good. The scene of him falling reminded me of something out of Death Note. Speaking of which, I like your art style and all, but I'd really love it if you could make Atty look more like Light and Kahn more like L again. Those were the best days of the art :D Thanks!
Galaxa (Guest)
September 23rd, 2013, 7:59 pm
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I spy that slippery path that for some reason you can't climb by yourself and you need a bike.
The_mad_one
September 23rd, 2013, 8:05 pm
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Haha.
Neon Void
September 23rd, 2013, 8:18 pm
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You're having fun torturing Atty aren't you?
Guest
September 23rd, 2013, 8:21 pm
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@121GWJolt: And now, the weather...
Someguy (Guest)
September 23rd, 2013, 8:29 pm
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Oh jeez. He was just getting over the black eye. D:
Air Man1 21
September 23rd, 2013, 8:40 pm
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@Galaxa: Where? I don't remember a bike ramp in the original, and it doesn't make sense that there would be one since you don't get a bike until Cerulean City.
Guest
September 23rd, 2013, 8:55 pm
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Oh God, Is Atty going to get though the cave by being beat up? >..<
castleofwarriors
September 23rd, 2013, 9:18 pm
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@djgameplay: Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die...
BattleStarX
September 23rd, 2013, 9:59 pm
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After all this Pokémon torture, I bet Atty's almost missing George... *snirk*
kurolothgarian
September 23rd, 2013, 10:02 pm
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@Air Man1 21: That is not a bike path, that is one of those ladders to go down a floor.
qazox
September 23rd, 2013, 10:22 pm
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@djgameplay: lol. Way #035...
DFallen
September 23rd, 2013, 10:25 pm
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YES! LMAO! Called it! xD
Novanto
September 23rd, 2013, 10:52 pm
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At least it was SelfDestruct... And not a reality-warping move like Spacial Rend, Earth Power, or Roar of Time.
timefox
September 23rd, 2013, 11:30 pm
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@The Missingno. Master: Unless the Clefairy was from Johto, like Thad and Trix.(See Chapter 4 Page 64 panel 5.
pinemarten127
September 23rd, 2013, 11:58 pm
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The End
varsaigen - Not A (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 12:31 am
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Drat. I forgot to post "Boom" on the previous page!
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
September 24th, 2013, 12:51 am
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Dammit all! '.' I was hoping for something hilariously underwhelming. H0ly Micheal Bay'd me!
Former DT_Fan (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 12:57 am
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First panel with the Clefairy exploding was just awesome xD
Treason
September 24th, 2013, 1:20 am
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Was actually kinda hoping the Clefairy would hold off on that and just keep following Atty around while chanting. Then Atty would reach the exit of the cave or another trainer in the know would spot it and run like hell before it'd set off. Kinda like a pink, whimsical, prolonged Chekhov's gun.

Or maybe it'd end up using Splash and we'd cut to a speechless Atty, stunned that not only had the creature before him managed to splash water on him out of thin air under a mountain while going uphill both ways, but it also put out his last cig.
raishe
September 24th, 2013, 1:39 am
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It's rainin' men~ ... In a cave~... hallelujah!

Not dead, just a few flesh wounds and a snapped vertebra. No big deal~ Pffsh!
cres0055
September 24th, 2013, 2:28 am
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Great page Nice choice of sweater explosion since it was so stretched thanks to the last character.
Guest
September 24th, 2013, 3:26 am
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that scalated quickly it takes less than that to kill someone in final destination so .. Atty is lucky he is in pokemon universe where people get shocked, burned, hit by rocks, etc and doesn't die
Lyathali (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 3:37 am
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hmm... this begs the question: do exploded or self-destructed wild pokemon recover or just, ya know, die?
Deonis
September 24th, 2013, 3:53 am
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Clefairy are assholes.
thewebspinner (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 4:08 am
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plot twist: clefairies worldwide have been plotting to overthrow humans for years and plan to use a series of suicidal attacks to shock people into handing over power at which point team rocket saves the day by the sheer number of rattatas, zubats and grimers they send out in a last ditch battle for humanity atop the indigo plateau.
Jake (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 4:36 am
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*cackling madly* That's it, that's my comment.
Guest
September 24th, 2013, 5:06 am
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@Treason: Splash is not a Water move, Splash is a Normal Move.
Splash is actually called Hop in the Japanese Versions.
THIS IS WHY IT DOES NOTHING...
Vivien (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 5:18 am
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Hahaha Umm... yeah I think now would be a good time to pull out DT Atticus... or TRY OUT THAT NEW WATER POKEMON!!??
ArcaneHowitzer (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 6:15 am
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@Novanto: Or Judgment (as in "Arceus used").
lapantouflemagic (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 8:42 am
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huhu ^_^

to be honest, i didn't see it comming.

well i didn't notice at first it was doing metronome
jukehero461 (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 9:05 am
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I belieeeeve I can flyyyyyy!
Darkfire980 (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 9:25 am
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use your new magikarp to out-splash them clefairy's
Novanto
September 24th, 2013, 11:16 am
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@ArcaneHowitzer: I was thinking the same.
HiAndrom0n
September 24th, 2013, 11:19 am
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Long running joke? Will he be permanently traumatized by Clefairy now?
eworm
September 24th, 2013, 11:20 am
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@The Missingno. Master: Trick and Switcheroo might also work depending on the item you hold, same with Toxic if the opponent has Poison Heal, any Water/Electric move if the opponent has Water Absorb/Volt Absorb... So many ways!
Takai
September 24th, 2013, 11:38 am
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Jeez I hope that was self destruct, explosion would of sent him up to the moonstone D:
Epic Chibi
September 24th, 2013, 11:50 am
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He needs to stop pissing pokemon off lD
TheGreenOne
September 24th, 2013, 12:56 pm
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I wonder what efects has Explosion on pokémon that uses it in this version of the universe...
teh_fish (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 1:56 pm
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Was that Metronome?!
Humanplague (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 3:34 pm
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I cant wait to see his reaction to meeting a Voltorb, or an Electrode.
Loopy-Lass (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 4:48 pm
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Aaaaaand..... ....he lands right where Thad and Trix are holding up those fossil dudes
Loopy-Lass (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 4:49 pm
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@TheGreenOne: I imagine splattered bits of pokemon everywhere
Merone
September 24th, 2013, 6:29 pm
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the metronome tick tock sound is a dead giveaway that this fluff is filled with dynamite
Kyourin (Guest)
September 24th, 2013, 6:55 pm
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Dayum. Atty looks like he just broke all the bones in his body. Ouch.
bluesox
September 24th, 2013, 11:37 pm
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DANG This must be why they get your training started at ten. Big stuff... o__o
Treason
September 25th, 2013, 10:25 am
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@Guest: And here I thought this was a humor comic that drew inspiration from the surreality of the world Pokemon presents and how incongruous it is to our own perceived norms (i.e. the widespread social acceptance of kicking preteens out to the curb to travel the world as glorified poachers and dog/cock fighting trainers as opposed to seeking higher education and a job, psychic creatures resembling the latin alphabet, real time turn based combat, trainers spontaneously fainting after losing a match, etc.). It's not like the author hasn't taken liberties with the source material in the name of humor before or anything.

Regardless of its Japanese equivalent, the name of the move is and has persisted as "Splash" from Generation I onward in English and several different European languages. It's continual use means that the name isn't just a one off mistranslation but actually in canon with the game (at least in the western versions), making it a legitimate target for a joke taking the name of the move at face value alone. Even if we were to ignore the name entirely, in Generation IV and V the move is accompanied by water animation regardless of the terrain the battle is set on. This gives the spontaneous generation of water precedent regardless of move type.
Blable
September 25th, 2013, 2:14 pm
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He's ok...his over stretched jumper acted like a parachute thus creating drag allowing him to survive the fall :D
Prior Semblance (Guest)
September 25th, 2013, 2:52 pm
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Now he gets to wake up with 50 zubats and one rattata staring at him
jubedi
September 25th, 2013, 3:25 pm
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@Treason: I can only agree with your comment!
in Germany, it's transated to "Plantscher" which is some artificially made noun of the verb "plantschen" which means "to splash" or plash or swash^^

It's also interesting that "Karpador" (Karpfen + Dorsch) or as you may know it as magicarp (magic + carp) does not only know any moves besides splash until lv15 (tackle) but it is also not able to learn any tm/vm until gen 4 where it can learn the fly-type-attack Bounce...

I guess magicarp would have the second highest number in the daycare-center... first is ditto of course... because this game totally shippes prostitution in slavery...
TJJJ
September 26th, 2013, 12:16 am
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I like the part where it blew up.
Guest
September 26th, 2013, 3:18 am
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@jubedi: Magicarp only learn Bounce through Tutor. Still no TMs/HMs.
Guest
September 26th, 2013, 4:12 am
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@Guest: thanks^^ I guess there is a difference... Last I played was silver on GBC and SNES-Super-GB... Silver/Gold even worked on GB... which I still have and which is still working btw...
chaos-of-vinnie
September 26th, 2013, 11:28 am
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Woah shit got just got serial.
sacridshadow (Guest)
September 26th, 2013, 1:12 pm
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Either he's gonna run like hell or want that thing. Doubt he realizes the metronome got lucky.
SoulStare (Guest)
September 26th, 2013, 4:04 pm
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Man. If I was an animator, I would animate this comic.
Guest
September 26th, 2013, 5:01 pm
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im kinda sure @ArcaneHowitzer (Guest) that if a pokemon uses metronome and uses judgment it would just say "the move failed"
ArcaneHowitzer (Guest)
September 26th, 2013, 5:36 pm
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@Guest: Actually, I've seen a Jigglypuff use it before.
Trust me, you do not know surprise until you've seen a pink balloon-thing use a god-level attack.
Guest
September 27th, 2013, 2:06 pm
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@ArcaneHowitzer: Agreed. Or a little spikeball.
Sushirolled
December 13th, 2013, 5:36 pm
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...!
Metronome! xD