Chapter 7 Page 28

October 10th, 2013, 5:41 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
October 9th, 2013, 9:43 pm
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I had a look at the anime, and thought... ... How can these things be seen as so endearing? They creep the hell out of me... That is what inspired this.
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Kitsune Risuma
October 10th, 2013, 5:44 pm
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Auuuggg the Clefairys .-.
The demented wall of them. It's really really really creepy.
Visitor
October 10th, 2013, 5:49 pm
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I've always hated Clefairies. Unnatural abominations. I think they're canonically extraterrestrial invaders, too.
Merone
October 10th, 2013, 5:50 pm
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It's a chant, and a scary one at that!
The_mad_one
October 10th, 2013, 5:50 pm
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Death wasn't a bad enough fate for Atticus. He needs to suffer first.
Psonic98 (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 6:00 pm
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Am I the only one that imagines each few sets of the Clefairie's chanting getting more and more distorted and creepy sounding? o3o|||
jakeroo123
October 10th, 2013, 6:01 pm
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Come to think of it, the fact that their voices never change in tone and their expressions remain completely constant might be just a little creepy.

... Or a bit more than a little.
BattleStarX
October 10th, 2013, 6:03 pm
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Mental break down in five...
Frappecinno
October 10th, 2013, 6:03 pm
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@Psonic98: And a new Creepypasta is born lol
Lockman
October 10th, 2013, 6:08 pm
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#ScarredForLife
Humanplague (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 6:27 pm
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Clefairy, Clefairy, Clefairy...
Galaxa (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 6:31 pm
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What makes all of this funnier is Clefairy was originally going to be the postermon for Pokemon, not Pikachu. It was specifically designed to be THE pokemon. Then, at the last minute, they decided to put Pikachu on all of their products instead.
Gardevoirs_Glasses (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 6:40 pm
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@Psonic98: No, Psonic, you are not the only one.
Gardevoirs_Glasses (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 6:42 pm
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@Frappecinno: I agree. Creepypasta is best Clefairy. :33
Unclever title
October 10th, 2013, 6:45 pm
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THEY'RE INSIDE MY BRAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
mandygurl (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 7:30 pm
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I would so watch a horror movie like this!!!
121GWJolt (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 7:32 pm
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THIS IS THE MADNESS MANTRA!!!!!!!!! *shot*
Arc Impulse
October 10th, 2013, 7:49 pm
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Can you imagine if these things had been made the mascot instead of Pikachu?
MoogleSam
October 10th, 2013, 7:58 pm
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@Arc Impulse: Instead of Pikachu using Thunderbolt/Volt Tackle all the time, it would be Clefairy using Metronome and happening to use Explosion every goddamn time. XD
Andromeda Lazuli
October 10th, 2013, 8:07 pm
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I only like their pre-evolved form, Clefa. At least that one's cute but the rest of them creep me out.
melaredblu
October 10th, 2013, 8:09 pm
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Seriously? Clefairy are kind of hard to find. How did he attract so many of them?
Nonnie (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 8:24 pm
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And I think this is basically the reason Clefairy was abandoned as the series mascot.
Guest
October 10th, 2013, 8:45 pm
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your out of poke-balls now you will only find the rare Pokemon its like this with shiny-es as well

in later gens of course
april_plus_june
October 10th, 2013, 8:51 pm
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Double team. Metronome and double team. Im calling this one now, and no one can stop me.
Stranger (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 8:55 pm
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@Galaxa: They're out for revenge...
Ammoth (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 9:32 pm
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Remember how Clefairy and Gengar are supposedly the same pokemon…? Yeah, it shows.
Delta Pangaea (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 10:00 pm
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Quickly! Zubats to the rescue!

That resonating chant's bound to be pissing of the ultrasounders. Or close to causing a cave-in.
qazox
October 10th, 2013, 10:10 pm
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Atty looks like he needs new underwear.
Saberphoenix (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 10:17 pm
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lol, kaboom :3
Lyathali (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 10:35 pm
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from now on, whenever Atty sees a Clefairy doll, he'll scream or maybe tell DT to kill it with fire...
Treason
October 10th, 2013, 10:58 pm
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@The_mad_one: I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.

I've seen Clefairies... Clefairies that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what Clefairy means. Clefairy... Clefairy has a face... and you must make a friend of Clefairy.


Or how about we take the whole "Clefairies are aliens from outerspace" angle and combine Pokemon and Alien? Let's throw a few Hikers and Bug Catchers suspended on the walls covered in an oily black substance. And as soon as Atty approaches them, the Bug Catcher starts writing in pain and a Clefairy bursts out of his chest screaming.
xX-DragonFairy-Xx
October 10th, 2013, 11:14 pm
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So like, I can't believe no one has mentioned that mini-game in pokemon stadium, y'know the one with clefairys? Where you had to memorize the buttons, and they would chant... "Faaaairy faaairy faaairy faaairy" and if you got it wrong, the teacher clefairy would hit them on the head with a giant mallet. It was brutal.
PokeGirl (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 11:33 pm
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@xX-DragonFairy-Xx: I remember that! Oh man, I would still be playing that but my cousin stole my Nintendo 64.... But I digress. Yes, it was a very brutal class indeed. It gave me a headache...
Big McLargeHuge (Guest)
October 10th, 2013, 11:34 pm
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Clefairape Clefairape, Clefairape Clefairape… Clefairape Clefairape, Clefairape Clefairape… Clefairape Clefairape, Clefairape Clefairape…
Inuzuka
October 11th, 2013, 2:24 am
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With that many Clefairy, Atty might find a shiny?
Koranos (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 3:41 am
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@melaredblu: They're not scared of him, cause they know he has no pokeballs to catch them with, muhahahahaha....
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
October 11th, 2013, 4:15 am
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Suddenly Atticus realized, them Zubats and Geodudes weren't all that bad.
Guest
October 11th, 2013, 6:02 am
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And every one of them synchronized to the tick-tick-tick of a Metronome-powered finger...speaking as one, wiggling their fingers as one...an ancient race who was not born of earth, but cast there in exile for their loathsome deeds from the uncaring moon.

When the stars are right and the sixth generation is upon the land, they shall show their true fae-twisted forms and devour the very dragons themselves.

Ia! Ia! Clefairy, fhtagn!
Dr. Giggles
October 11th, 2013, 9:15 am
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Before this, I had never thought of Clefairy as creepy of scary... But if I was in Atticus' position, I WOULD BE COWEING IN FEAR. Then I would reach a breakdown point and go all hostile berserker on those dementedly cute puffballs.
Lady Darkrina
October 11th, 2013, 9:50 am
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Lol he's going insane xD
teh_fish (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 10:01 am
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Clefairy is going to be pure Fairy now. That means it is NOT NORMAL.
Guest
October 11th, 2013, 10:18 am
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Come play with us Atty~
Deshera
October 11th, 2013, 11:46 am
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Good thing Fish is around. He'd make a good blunt weapon.
Neon Void
October 11th, 2013, 11:47 am
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Poor Atty, I want to hug him.
Chidori (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 12:04 pm
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I would so be wetting myself right here. o-e" RUN ATTY! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!
Luminous Lead (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 12:05 pm
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Clefairy used Metronome!

Clefairy used Scary Face!

Atticus's Speed Sharply Fell!
Wyld (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 12:41 pm
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You know what day it is... It's like...Mount Moon on a Monday night...

Best...Parties...Ever...free moonstones, freaky clefairy, dances around rocks with chanting and strange glowy things...

You know it's Monday...
Calumrb22
October 11th, 2013, 1:37 pm
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All the Clefairy used Metronome.

All the Clefairy used every move ever.

The Earth exploded.
Zero (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 2:32 pm
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Atty has PTSD now, huh? :D
Blable
October 11th, 2013, 3:39 pm
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Well...Clefairy are supposedly from space thus making them aliens THUS meaning invasive experimentation's? :D

Be careful Atty! They might have probes!
myIDID
October 11th, 2013, 4:33 pm
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At least he doesn't have to Catch them all.
Because we all know Ash would die in vain in an attempt to capture all of the clefairies rather than just catching three and wiping the rest clean off the board one by one.
Infernal Translator (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 8:58 pm
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Oh Noes!!! ///////////////WARNING!!!///////////////
UNIT [Clefairy] HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS!
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*Atticus scurried to the nearest Pokecenter*
Guest
October 11th, 2013, 9:01 pm
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@Zero: Can't go to sleep, the clefairies will eat me?
Psonic98 (Guest)
October 11th, 2013, 11:42 pm
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@Wyld: I'd think that'd be the equivalent to a Friday.
Though, I suppose in Atty's case, yeah, defiantly a Monday! XD
darkmavrik
October 12th, 2013, 1:57 am
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@Frappecinno: There already is one about these things apparently Gengars are these things shadows. Seeing this i can believe it
Harrow
October 12th, 2013, 5:44 am
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insert nuke
silkiechan
October 12th, 2013, 10:41 am
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OMG this is legitimately scary D8
Besin (Guest)
October 12th, 2013, 11:26 am
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Just... that last panel...

Doom impending in 5... 4...
...
You know, you're probably going to surprise us and they're gonna do something like "Silver Wind" and "Helping Hand" and stuff enmasse.
Metastriker (Guest)
October 12th, 2013, 5:10 pm
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Just the beginning If this is how his first 30 seconds in the cave are turning out, imagine the hell he'll experience when facing trainers! It sucked fighting Stein's Onix, and half of the people in their have one too...
Stranger (Guest)
October 13th, 2013, 6:52 am
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What's the song with the demonic chanting that South Park makes fun of? Well, whatever it is, I can't help but to imagine it with this page. (P.S. Just in case you were wondering, it's in the South Park episode labeled "Damien". First season I'm pretty sure.)
Darrelkun
October 14th, 2013, 11:35 am
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;A; Poor kid...
Wyld (Guest)
October 14th, 2013, 12:27 pm
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Moon-day forever @Psonic98: These are Clefairy...totally moon-day, aliens are weird like that XD

but yeah, manic monday for poor ol' Atty
Icalasari (Guest)
October 14th, 2013, 5:45 pm
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@Visitor: They actually are, funnily enough. On top of that, they are now pure Fairy type

Fairies of the old days were NOT nice little pixies. No, they were known to kidnap, rape, kill, enslave, steal the life force of, and do many other nasty things to ANY LIVING THING, EVEN THE VERY EARTH ITSELF!

So I can buy Clefairy being evil as fuck
Clefairy (Guest)
October 14th, 2013, 6:27 pm
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Clefairy Clefairy clef cleffa clefairy fairy clef cleffa clefairy clef cleffa fairy!! >:)
BlueHoundoom (Guest)
October 16th, 2013, 6:18 am
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Fear the Fairy.
Harangue (Guest)
November 20th, 2013, 9:24 pm
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@Galaxa: In addition to that, it is also highly believed that Gengar is meant to be Clefable's "shadow". There's a bunch of stuff on it. It'd make sense as well, the Gastly line being the only ghosts in generation one, being the "evil" side of the poster mascot.
Sushirolled
December 13th, 2013, 5:47 pm
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Ash's original starter Pokemon was suppose to be a Clefairy.... *shudder*