Chapter 7 Page 88

May 1st, 2014, 6:42 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
May 1st, 2014, 6:42 pm
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Rare my ass.

See y'all soon.
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BeretCat
May 1st, 2014, 6:44 pm
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Well then...
Looks like team rocket won't be the only ones blasting off...
Inviseon25 (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 6:54 pm
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run and don't look back is all that I can say
Gardevoirs_Glasses (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 6:56 pm
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Oh dear god, what if Clefairies were the hyenas of the Generation One Pokemon world?

(I am, of course, excluding Poochyena and Mightyena--I do know that Poochyena and Mightyena are from Gen.3.)
MoogleSam
May 1st, 2014, 6:58 pm
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DEAR GOD NO. THE CLEFAIRIES. NO. *Flees*
willy5000
May 1st, 2014, 6:59 pm
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Well, shit.
gimletcat
May 1st, 2014, 7:08 pm
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AUGH ARE BROWN JUMPERS CLEFAIRY APHRODESIAC!?!? O__________O
The_mad_one
May 1st, 2014, 7:12 pm
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This is turning slightly ridiculous now.
Ultimate the Hedgehog
May 1st, 2014, 7:20 pm
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Scary.
Visitor
May 1st, 2014, 7:25 pm
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Be prepared.
The messanger (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 7:33 pm
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I bet they are all saying "You're in the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker!"
Guy (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 7:37 pm
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Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.
PkBlitz
May 1st, 2014, 7:37 pm
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This page speaks "YOUR DOOM" all over the place.
Luna-96
May 1st, 2014, 7:38 pm
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I swear, these clefairies are sadists. I mean, look at dem happy faces (owo) ready to 'splode your face

XD
Luna-96
May 1st, 2014, 7:39 pm
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oh wait! I got it!
every time they explode.... they multiply! :D
godmoderncommander
May 1st, 2014, 7:41 pm
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...OH hey, you got over a 1000 fans now- OH MY GOD, WE'RE SO DEAD.
myIDID
May 1st, 2014, 8:03 pm
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So Are you saying that Atty is now the Chieftain of the Clefairy Coven? (It's not a domain in the national sense, nor a hive in mentality {presumably? I guess Clefairies could have a hivemind? I don't know?})
Bomb shelter guy (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 8:05 pm
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Thousands of clefaries in sight, yet not a clefable or a clefa in sight.

Anyway, i'm just going in this bomb shelter that can only fit 10 people inside yet i'm going to be alone in there.

CYA SUCKERS.

*closes hatch, failing to realise three clefairies snuck in*
Cave
May 1st, 2014, 8:20 pm
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Grats on 10,000 fans!!! wooo
megamario1392
May 1st, 2014, 8:29 pm
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GOD NO O...M...G... I bet there thousands of clefairys. Yet Atty is the trigger of doom. 300 clefairys was enought, but now... Even de mightly 190 tons german Maus tank could blasting off the sky...

@Bomb shelter guy (Guest)
*unlock door
Hey wanna a tons of chips and Coca-Cola?
*Lock door
Where i found the key?, you left it in the door lock

And the Nothing else matter metallica song go well in this page :P
Unclever title
May 1st, 2014, 8:30 pm
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Cue the Music! Executive:
I never thought Clefairy essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Swinub's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking queens and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

Trix:
And where do we feature?

Executive:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Scientist:
Yeah. Be prepared, we'll be prepared. For what?

Executive:
For the death of the boss

Atticus:
Is he sick?

Executive:
No, fool! We're going to kill him and his kid, too

Thad:
Great idea! Who needs a boss?
No boss, no boss!

Executive:
Idiot! There will be a boss!

Thad:
But you said-

Executive:
I will be boss!
Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!

RocketGrunts *And Clefairies*:
Yay, all right! Long live the boss!
Long live the boss! *Clefairy!*

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a boss who'll be all-time adored *Clefairy!*

Executive:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be queen undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!

RocketGrunts *And Clefairies*:
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared! *Clefairy!*

*And then all the Clefairy explode.*

(Lyrics shamelessly stolen and mildly adapted from the Lion King, as if you didn't know that already.)
Fleegman (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 8:57 pm
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@Guy: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Rocket Grunt Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
supersonic1009
May 1st, 2014, 9:01 pm
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Woo 10002 fans of Mokepon, congradulations, H0ly
Dr. Giggles
May 1st, 2014, 9:02 pm
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"They're about to unleash the Black Dragon Wave!"

"OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED!"

Anyways, congrats on breaking the 10,000 fan barrier. I think this might be the first comic on here to do that. I'll check in a bit.
Meowstic_45
May 1st, 2014, 9:11 pm
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Congrats on 10000 fans
gothaman1
May 1st, 2014, 9:26 pm
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OH GODS!!! @godmoderncommander: what if the amount of clefairy are actually the amount of fans this comic actually has? *runs and hides inna box*
Abla (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 9:35 pm
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Oh, man, Magikarp's gonna get SO much exp for this...
Flying Butler (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 9:37 pm
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The subsequent eruption of Mt. Moon took the entire Kanto region completely by surprise.
BattleStarX
May 1st, 2014, 9:42 pm
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Now would be the best time to let bygones be bygones and get the frell out of there!
Captain Ghost
May 1st, 2014, 9:55 pm
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Congrats on 10k~

Here's to more Mokepon!

(Also dear gosh that's a lotta fairy)
RazorD9
May 1st, 2014, 9:57 pm
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Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....!
NaSMaX (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 10:53 pm
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...that moment when you really wished to you told your mother to fuck off with this adventuring shit...
Darkoh17 (Guest)
May 1st, 2014, 11:35 pm
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@gothaman1: I was gonna count, but then I saw the blur effect
Harangue (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 12:38 am
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No way they'll all explode when inside of their own nest. They'd not only completely destroy the entire room but all of them would be dead, and probably bury the Moonstone.

My guess is there's about to be some mass evolution or something. Maybe the Clefairy were agitated because they were so close to evolving, like a growth spurt. Thad did say that the Rockets hadn't been bothering them at all.
Guest
May 2nd, 2014, 12:50 am
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There is no way they will use explosion a third time in a row, right?

Right?
Tsumeken (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 1:17 am
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Metronome Though not as funny maybe instead of explosion/self destruct a few of them do things like earthquake, rockslide, or even have one just use fly or splash for giggles.
Vinviro (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 2:14 am
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They're just so excited to see atty's super rare magikarp that they all had to come.
Feartheswans
May 2nd, 2014, 2:24 am
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@godmoderncommander: A Clefairy for each of us!
The_Hankerchief
May 2nd, 2014, 3:51 am
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"Clefairies of Mass Destruction"
Bartimaeus (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 4:46 am
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Oh I get it. Clefairy explosion = shattered moon stone = they all evolve.

(I hope? Or hope not?)
Lyathali (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 5:28 am
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@Luna-96: that is the coolest (and creepiest) theory ever about those little freaks
Lyathali (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 5:32 am
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@Flying Butler: that mean they'll be calling it LAKE Moon after this?
Chikouu
May 2nd, 2014, 6:05 am
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@Unclever title: I will admit that I did sing that
artificer urza
May 2nd, 2014, 9:01 am
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That's going to make a really big boom...
Arquod (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 9:32 am
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One of us...One of us. Join the pack of creepy fairies. You shall love usssss when we blow up in your pretty little faces.
Leafy (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 9:38 am
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Hah hah ha.......yeah i so don't want to be them. I think atty is on the verge of going insane.

Here's an idea of how they will get out of this situation.
*all clefairies use metronome. Metronome turns into teleport. All the clefairies teleport (to Johto)* XD lol hilarious.
Nightfury
May 2nd, 2014, 9:45 am
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oh god. this is just like one playthrough on FR, i was stalked by clefaires once, 4 encounters...
Aamon (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 10:24 am
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Atticus, you have a gift for attracting large hordes of pokemon don't you. Now you just need to kill them all and destroy Mt.Moon and we'll have a nice pattern of fear, death, and destruction.
LoveandBonestm (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 10:49 am
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Oh dear...... well..... NICE KNOWIN YAH!!!
Somebloke (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 12:41 pm
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OH LOAD!!! ITS THE RESULT OF OUT OF CONTROL BREEDING!!!
Da J Man
May 2nd, 2014, 1:55 pm
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Congrats on over 10000 fans! You deserve it!
Guest
May 2nd, 2014, 2:12 pm
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Learning how to speak clefairy.
Clefariy = hello
Clefairy = how do you do?
Clefairy = Hello! My name is Clefairy.

CLEFAIRY = Devour your soul!
SoraIndigo
May 2nd, 2014, 2:33 pm
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ZachLight
May 2nd, 2014, 4:44 pm
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We have all stared into the face of death.
shadowrunner2323 (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 4:52 pm
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i was right ^^ so right. this is gonna be a blast!
Draexzhan (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 5:28 pm
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There's thousands of them! ONE MUST BE SHINY!
Jackiegold (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 9:10 pm
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... *Bzzzzt* Squere Zero to Ground Control, I think we may have a problem... *Bzzzzt*
Alphonse (Guest)
May 2nd, 2014, 11:17 pm
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Wait a minute... What if he is still unconcious from the first one?
qazox
May 2nd, 2014, 11:38 pm
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It's the end of the world as we know it...
Lady Darkrina
May 3rd, 2014, 6:46 am
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Aaaand yep, they're so screwed. xD
Barzha
May 3rd, 2014, 7:25 am
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maybe they just want a hug, unlike the last 3, 1?times (did the onyx attack and atticus's cigarette ash preempt what might have been a friendly apology for the first attempt to blow atticus to the moon), i mean just look at those cute, blissful, innoculus, mesmerising psycotic smiles
grazzdude (Guest)
May 3rd, 2014, 8:33 am
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could i get the part with the clefaires in a higher resolution that would be an awesome wallpaper
Rune174 (Guest)
May 3rd, 2014, 12:05 pm
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We are legion, for we are many.....
haha
Subaru (Guest)
May 3rd, 2014, 7:03 pm
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Wow, I wonder how Khan managed to get past those clafearies O.O ....
Sanu Wolff (Guest)
May 3rd, 2014, 11:09 pm
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Clefairy AHH!!!! AH!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! >.> <(^.^)>-*CLEFAIRY!* o.O AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ae0n
May 3rd, 2014, 11:22 pm
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eep.
the phrase "team rocket blasting off again" comes to mind
Lottos35
May 4th, 2014, 2:13 am
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you reached 10009 fans
if it was 9001 i would make an joke .3.
SoraIndigo
May 4th, 2014, 3:08 am
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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL MOKEPON
Guest
May 4th, 2014, 10:47 am
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@SoraIndigo That link made me laugh harder than it should have XD
booklover4177
May 4th, 2014, 4:01 pm
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Run, Run for your lives!
Saberphoenix (Guest)
May 4th, 2014, 6:15 pm
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oh sh*t
Palador (Guest)
May 4th, 2014, 10:54 pm
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It's at around this point that I expect Atty to drop one of those Ultra Balls on accident. And when the explosions and chaos are all over, it will roll to a stop at his feet with a Pokemon inside.

And it will haunt him, knowing what's likely in there. Waiting for the day he's desperate enough to call it out and let it try Metronome.
Fruanc J.H. (Guest)
May 4th, 2014, 11:51 pm
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Popularity can be deadly Wow 10000 Clefairy for 10000 fans, I notice one of them has a tooth on the opposite side.
DaBrokor
May 5th, 2014, 2:12 pm
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That many Clefairies won't JUST explode the whole cave...
Ghostdog (Guest)
May 5th, 2014, 6:05 pm
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Woah That's a lot of Clefairy
Hadam10Rose
May 5th, 2014, 7:33 pm
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If only there were that many Clafairy in the games
PegasusFeather
May 15th, 2014, 2:30 am
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All of those clefairies... Me scared now
Naya
May 29th, 2014, 8:24 pm
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and yet when *I* walk though mount moon I never see ONE of these suckers. D:

Some people have all the luck. Although in this occasion, I think Addy can keep it. XD
Guest
July 2nd, 2014, 10:45 pm
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the clefairies blew up all the clefables
catfire13
December 11th, 2014, 11:46 pm
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ohshait
Razz (Guest)
August 23rd, 2016, 6:45 pm
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who would've thought seeing a horde of those things,would fill me with so much dread.
3jaustin
February 19th, 2017, 9:36 pm
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Let me guess, they all go off and Mt. Moon is left a smoldering crater?