Chapter 8 Page 46

October 15th, 2014, 4:40 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
October 15th, 2014, 9:01 am
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...




What.



I didn't kill it!!

See y'all soon.
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rozie (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 4:45 pm
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okay what the actual fuck is wrong with george
rockthefrugout (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 9:11 pm
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@rozie: As far as I can tell, there are two types of people in this webcomic. First, there's the idiots who are caught up in the flow. Second, there are the people that are capable of coherent thought. George used to be the first type, but then she met Atticus, who's the second type. George's "friend" was the first type, which is why he just walked off without her. George is still trying to do things like she's the first type, but she's actually the second.
thegreatawsum1
October 15th, 2014, 4:45 pm
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George, what are you exactly!?
Takai
October 15th, 2014, 8:48 pm
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@thegreatawsum1: George is George
Pokemontrainergigi
October 15th, 2014, 4:46 pm
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The names made me smile c:
Takai
October 15th, 2014, 8:49 pm
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@Pokemontrainergigi: Kiara might get jealous if she read that :P
Crusty_Kris
October 15th, 2014, 4:58 pm
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That's it. Abel is going to jail. And Atty might have to clean up blood off the floor
P-Dizzy (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 4:59 pm
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I'm starting to believe George may be mentally challenged O.O
Alphabet Soup (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 7:58 pm
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@P-Dizzy: Some form of psychosis would explain George in general, now that I think about it.
BattleStarX
October 15th, 2014, 5:08 pm
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Looks like a mighty fine microwave to me.
Supahewok (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:09 pm
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I am a bad, bad man for finding this hilarious.

Is that a microwave? I figure it is, but it's short of a few keys to have a complete number pad.

Edit: Duh, that's what the dial is for isn't it?
Doutonbori Robo
October 15th, 2014, 5:09 pm
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George is clearly dangerous and needs to be contained. Preferably in a microwave oven. Hoo-hoo.

That poor Eevee. I'm sorry you had to draw an Eevee in a situation like that, H0ly. But you brought it on yourself, I suppose. x3

I have no idea how George mistook a microwave for a cell separator. Didn't she have one at home before? She must have gone a little psychotic since then, clearly. Or maybe she's always been that way.

I officially hate you that much more now, George. How dare you hurt a cute little Eevee.

@Supahewok: It's super simple. It has a Start, Stop, Timer, and Defrost button. Then it has a little dial to put in the time. That's what I imagine. :3
Supahewok (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:42 pm
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@Doutonbori Robo: Yeah, figured out about the dial. After I posted. Par for the course! Never seen one like that in real life though. Maybe it's a regional thing. Are dialed microwaves more common in Europe, or have I just somehow managed to never see them?
Arcana
October 16th, 2014, 12:01 pm
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@Supahewok: Dialed microwave ovens gave way to the laziness-catering of digital ones and are rather old-fashioned as a result. I'd hazard a guess (since my memory is pretty bad in terms of chronological ordering) and say that if you were born any time after ~1995 you are likely to have missed the trend regardless of whether or not they remain popular in other regions of the world.
Supahewok (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 1:01 pm
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@Arcana: 1993, which is close enough. :)

Thanks for indulging my curiosity!
AGoodMan (Guest)
October 26th, 2014, 5:56 pm
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Microwaves @Supahewok: No it's not a regional thing it's just that some microwaves (and toaster ovens) have a dial to change the time or how much you want to brown your toast or the temperature or switch to different modes.
Zero_Artist
October 15th, 2014, 5:12 pm
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...I think that's just a microwave.

Anyways, this is how you make a flareon!
steelCOYOTE
October 15th, 2014, 5:21 pm
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@Zero_Artist: <- This guy.
Kryptoknight (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 7:41 pm
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Like! @Zero_Artist: I so wish I could like comments right now. Bravo.
LazyReader (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:14 pm
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For just 50 cents a day you can help a Pokémon in need from the fate of the microwave
Draexzhan (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:23 pm
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Welcome to today's episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, George! And this is my sidekick, Atticus Brent. For today's episode, we'll be microwaving an Eevee!
Supahewok (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:48 pm
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@Draexzhan: "Now let's see, let's give it a test run of juuuuuust 30 seco-"

*SPWOOSH*

G: O_O

AB: "I'm not cleaning it up."
MilkyTea
October 15th, 2014, 5:30 pm
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Ho god- I WAS RIGHT- SHE STUCK IT IN THE MICROWAVE!!! D8

PS: If it evolves to flareon because of this, I will laugh so much.
Lady Darkrina
October 15th, 2014, 5:36 pm
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George, you are officially evil! EVIL!!
D:<
JenniJabber (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:39 pm
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George, you're scaring me
orihalium
October 15th, 2014, 5:41 pm
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but what if that microwave is actually a time machine (see steins;gate) i kinda want to see a gel-eevee as cruel as it may be.
Satie (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 11:19 pm
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@orihalium: Will using the cellphone with it send D-Vee-Mail?! :D
timefox
October 16th, 2014, 12:07 am
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@orihalium: If that microwave is actually a time machine, then Tali will evolve in to Espeon if it levels up with Friendship during the day, or evolve in to Umbreon if it levels up with Friendship during the night.
ScottishWolf
October 15th, 2014, 5:42 pm
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George is evil, knew it!
Visitor (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:44 pm
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That's a little... dark.

I mean, even in the context of burning down Viridian Forest and collapsing Mount Moon.

That's a little dark.
DaRip74
October 15th, 2014, 5:45 pm
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OH LOLZ microwaved Eevvee. George is definitely getting kicked out of the house for that.
Wyld (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 5:49 pm
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Elmira's descendant Gearge must be descendant of Looney Tunes' Emlira....that innocent act is just a shell to hide her inner evil

She doesn't work for Rocket cuz she's a free agent (too radically evil for innocent Team Rocket)
NoMouse (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 6:02 pm
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So I guess I'm gonna be the one to say, I appreciate the Mass Effect naming. I actually had to reread the first panel just to be sure. XD

Also I did not expect things to get this gruesome. Good job. *high fives* (ohgawdnodon'tkilltheeevee)
Tamakai
October 15th, 2014, 6:06 pm
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Whoa That is a level of dark I did not expect. ._.
The_mad_one
October 15th, 2014, 6:17 pm
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How long until he punches her in the face? This seems like a moment where he would punch her in the face.
BurstThrough
October 15th, 2014, 6:18 pm
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ABEL KILL GEORGE!!!BE A HERO!!!
Ninja (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 6:24 pm
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP NO NO NO NO NO NO. GEORGE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Unless... Does George want a Flareon?
juscatchup (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 6:38 pm
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What the hell did i just see
please tell me it was not a dead eevee because of all the ways, if any, to kill a pokemon
microwave has got to be high on the list of the worst
HaikenEdge
October 15th, 2014, 7:04 pm
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So... Microwaveon?
FeatherQuillInkpot (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 7:06 pm
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I would like to know how George even knows the term "Cell Separator". I think she's a criminal mastermind. She can pick locks, hack computers, has the same mask as the dude that wiped the floor with Atty towards the beginning of the comic, and has now tried to kill an Eevee.
Guest
October 15th, 2014, 7:08 pm
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Loving the name references!
Prior Semblance (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 7:18 pm
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I guess I understand why the scientific explanation was necessary in the last page.
leo_dragon_knight
October 15th, 2014, 7:24 pm
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Shes a monster... ;_;
Pangolin (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 7:52 pm
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Please tell me that microwave is not running...George needs to be sent to solitary confinement in an insane asylum. ( Btw is this anyway inspired by the stupid teenagers who killed a kitten by putting it in a microwave? )
Nyx (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 8:10 pm
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And people wonder... Why I don't like George .__.

This explains it exactly.
spikespoke
October 15th, 2014, 8:17 pm
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These names... *salutes* You are amazing.
Graham (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 8:47 pm
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C'mon, Atticus! Be a hero! Earn that Eevee (or another one)!

(Or steal one while Abel is freaking out.)
Koal
October 15th, 2014, 8:52 pm
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Everyone, calm down. The numbers aren't lit on the microwave's screen.
mcslurpi
October 15th, 2014, 9:01 pm
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That's not a cell seperator. That's a microwave!! How could she not tell that's a microwave!
NaginiFay
October 15th, 2014, 9:01 pm
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Aaaannd....visiting hours are over.

I apologize everyone. Apparently George really WOULD put a pokemon in a microwave, and I am the weird one.
Ultimate the Hedgehog
October 15th, 2014, 9:12 pm
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Okay... didn't think George was THAT dumb!
Ashton (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 9:13 pm
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I love Abel because he plays Mass Effect. Poor Tali, shoved in a microwave. Just like Tali was shoved into those tunnels at the collector base...
ParaFox
October 15th, 2014, 9:14 pm
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Mokepon: Where everything the slightest bit adorable suffers a horrifying demise.

...I like it.
RazorD9
October 15th, 2014, 9:39 pm
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Not sure what is worse. The Eevee in the microwave, or that George couldn't figure out how to turn it on. If your going to microwave a pokemon, you gotta do it right.
Evilbob_dA
October 15th, 2014, 9:49 pm
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The best (and by best, I mean most terrible) thing that can happen now is that in a rush to free his poor Eevee from the microwave, it's ABEL that actually microwaves it!

I'm too evil to live...
The Missingno. Master
October 15th, 2014, 9:52 pm
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Uh-oh...
MrZAP (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 10:02 pm
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That's it. George is officially the main villain/antagonist of the comic. Yay!
T.Wood (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 10:11 pm
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Officially Psychotic Such is George. She has, over the course of this chapter, shown herself to be mentally unfit for Pokemon training, through her desire to catch literally every single Pokemon ever, the act of mistaking an Eevee for a person, hacking into someone's computer - right after trespassing, at that - and sticking said Eevee into a microwave, mistaken for a cell separator.

I request that she be removed - or exorcised, as the case seems to be - from existence. Her deranged mind and psychotic delusions are a threat to the world.
akan16
October 15th, 2014, 10:25 pm
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I KNEW IT WHILE THER WERE TAKING EEVEE WAS BEING COOKED
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
October 15th, 2014, 10:40 pm
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DOOD! How'd he get a cell separator? Looks like he sprung for the compact model too. Dem things aren't cheap! Abel must be make a pretty respectable living.
Zeldafan2000
October 15th, 2014, 10:44 pm
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i really hope that she didn't start the microwave D:
xhanort7 (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 10:48 pm
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El Psy Congroo She put it in the time machine :O
UndeadOranges (Guest)
October 15th, 2014, 11:17 pm
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Oh hey, Tali died in a microwave in my playthrough, too! What are the odds?
MoogleSam
October 15th, 2014, 11:56 pm
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I think George might genuinely have a mental disorder.

Delusions = got to catch every Pokemon, can freely walk into people's houses, Eevee MUST have been Abel, Microwave = Cell Separator

It is possible the last one was even a hallucination which is why she didn't realise it was actually microwave. owo
Fruanc J.H. (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 12:13 am
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A new Eevee Evolution? If that's on and if Eevee's cells adapt to just about any environment then we're either going to have a joltion Flarion Or some kind of Hulk Eevee Radion
Leonalis (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 12:14 am
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Nuuuuu Nuuuuuu! Not Tali! Love Tali! Keelah se'lai!
Chelvo
October 16th, 2014, 12:15 am
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... Wow... Just wow...

And bonus point for the ME reference :D
stranger (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 12:16 am
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oh My GOSH GEORGE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW
willky7
October 16th, 2014, 12:27 am
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DONT EAT THE EEVEE!!!
IMONFIREGUY
October 16th, 2014, 12:31 am
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+5 for each Mass Effect character name

Somewhere there is a drawing of that eevee puffed up like an irradiated peep....well more puffed up than eevee's usually look
Trassa
October 16th, 2014, 12:51 am
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK SH?IT FUCKIN?G NO FUCK WHY ALSDHFKSAD NONONONONONO
qazox
October 16th, 2014, 12:52 am
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Holy freaking asscrackers! She almost nuked an eevee.... George needs to go to jail, pronto!
Moonie (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 1:09 am
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...

All I can really say is

George, what the actual fuck.
KingChiggy (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 1:40 am
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But seriously though....she is 14 and she cant tell what a microwave is?
ThePokeman92
October 16th, 2014, 2:16 am
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I laughed at the Eevee in the microwave... Does that make me a bad person? :\

So um, H0ly...is George mentally challenged or is there another explanation for all this?
Aussie
October 16th, 2014, 2:30 am
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Garrus is the greatest stud. I will romance him into an eternity.

... and with each passing page, I feel greater and greater sympathy for Abel

ALSO A SIDE NOTE, I find it verrry verrrrrrry interesting that Abel seems to be wearing a very similar 'shirt' to Atticus. VERY INTERESTING. *Suspicious staring* I'm also incredibly curious as to what Atti was going to ask.

Abel long lost daddy perhaps? Brother? Cousin? Name mentioned by rocket? *Surrounds self with speculation*
Jaebird (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 3:12 am
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George, honey, you just took a skydive down several places on my favourite characters list. Not cool girl, not cool.

Also, can someone in universe whose familiar with the legend of Red PLEASE TELL GEORGE THAT RECREATING IT PRECISELY IS NEITHER ADMIRABLE NOR POSSIBLE.
Deonis
October 16th, 2014, 7:57 am
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What the f*ck's wrong with George?! Holy crap!
Griffen (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 8:01 am
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What the?...NO, DON'T KILL TALI!
Guest
October 16th, 2014, 8:19 am
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JESUS CHRIST
SeriousJupiter (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:09 am
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About time she remembered the Eevee she was going to kill. George needs to be locked up, like, right now.
Zachert45 (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:18 am
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I like how we all jump the gun and make huge assumptions, but that's the magic here.

I can think of a few reason why george is george, but I will keep them to myself and hope one of them comes to pass.

(side note, she said she could not find the controls, so at most that eevee is suffering some minor O2 starvation, due to small space and the door is closed)
Mr. Guest (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:36 am
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Hmm...what would be worse at this moment? A microwave? Or an actual cell separator?
EB-the-GAMER (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:48 am
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WHAT. SHE- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? GEORGE - SORRY - BUT YOU LOST A, LOT, OF RESPECT.

who feckin' doesn't know what a microwave does?!
Dante_Solablood
October 16th, 2014, 11:50 am
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@EB-the-GAMER: Actually, I think this makes more sense for me than anything else. A ten year old girl, sent into the world to train & battle pokémon. becomes obsessed with those pokémon... she's probably not going to know what a microwave is. If anything, she's been using nothing but a camping stove or room service for four years!

I think this is one of the funniest & most real moments in Mokepon. It points out that if you send ten year old children into the world to live on their own... they're not going to know basic things like 'what cooking equiptment looks like'.
Guest
October 16th, 2014, 1:31 pm
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@Dante_Solablood: Most ten year olds know what a microwave is by that age though.

oy vey.....this comic...XD
Iarei (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 2:24 pm
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Most ten year olds @Guest:

. . . Haven't spent several years standing around in the woods throwing disintegration grenades at small animals.

Besides, there are a lot of parts of the world where microwaves aren't prevalent at all. It's entirely possible she's never seen one.
Zitronenbaum
October 16th, 2014, 10:31 am
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Um, that's a microwave O_O
Sanu Wolff (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 10:51 am
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Atticus.... What you wanna bet he's going to be the one to save the Eevee? I mean He's in the background, being oddly quiet,for him, too soft to actually steal pokemon, has seen a lot of cutesy pokemon die painful deaths, like the pidgey and the lawn mower, plus he has a soft spot for pokemon now, I wouldn't be surprised if he stayed out of the way as well but he might since he might've hated pokemon at first but he isn't a fan of murder, he was even mortified at the burning of the forest, stating he didn't think the swarm would actually destroy the forest with their running while on fire.....yeah I'm long winded deal with it. Now back to the Eevee. Please save the poor thing, if my trainer persona was there she'd have already saved it and started beating in George's head while her trusty Absol Thane tried to revive the poor creature...
Avalon Youk (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 11:37 am
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Does it make me a horrible person that I fell of the couch laughing ?
FireFang1331 (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 11:58 am
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JACK! Oh my gosh, I name my Eevee Jack and never evolve him!! I love this guy, he's awesome~! :3 So many damn cute Eevee's...and a beautiful Vaporeon as well! I wonder if he has another Eeveelution that breeds with the Vaporeon, or if the Vaporeon breeds with either one of the other Eevee's or a different Pokemon entirely. So many questions!

Also, as a HORRIBLE side note...technically it COULD be a cell separator...if you heat the little thing long enough! Like putting in a boiled egg! :3 BOOM. The cells are separated~
mokiwolf (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 12:00 pm
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Someone likes Mass Effect.
Thecommander248
October 16th, 2014, 12:03 pm
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WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT H0LY!? Surely the cell separator doesn't look like a microwave! Jesus Christ, he is going to be pissed!
Silver Midnight (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 1:24 pm
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Oh I love the names. XD Now I'm wondering which one the Vaporeon is.
EB-the-GAMER (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 1:35 pm
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BRILLIANT! were you referencing Maniac mansion at all with this H0ly?

it doesn't change the fact that dis is fecked up, but its made me see it in a darkly funnier way.
Guest
October 16th, 2014, 1:44 pm
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Based on what everyone else has said, all of the names are from mass effect. I recognized Garrus and Tali because of the Internet. But Kasumi is therefore a double reference (even accidentally) as it's Misty's name in Japanese
whitelight
October 16th, 2014, 3:02 pm
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DEATH TO THE EVIL ONE ok please kill her in a horrible way...like getting stuffed into a microwave maybe? I think that would work just fine. I always liked her as the lovable derppy girl, but know i just dont know...
Marsilio Raviede (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 3:48 pm
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Seeing this I'm somewhat more worried for the pokemon that George has already caught, as well as any future ones.
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
October 16th, 2014, 4:34 pm
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Statistics. So what the actual fuck is going on with people saying "actual fuck?" Just Control-F-ing it comes up with four (excluding my own use of the phrase).

What does this serve? I can understand "what the fuck, george" or "holy fucking hell" or so on, but "what the actual fuck" implies *actual fuck* as in "actual fucking." Since George is not fucking things, please use your words correctly, gents.
EB-the-GAMER (Guest)
October 17th, 2014, 1:20 pm
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@ChaosSorceror_Davidicus: you're thinking a bit literally. When someone says "actual hell" "actual fuck" ect. its just to convey a serious level of confusion/anger.

saying "actual" in front of this stuff makes it sound more serious, offended, urgent, and so on.
Solbady` (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 7:40 pm
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Please tell me the microwave wasn't turned on! ;-;
Snow7L
October 16th, 2014, 8:33 pm
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You know, upon first reading this page, I had never heard of a microwave being called a "cell separator" before.

So, when I read George saying that, I took that as her thinking (or pretending) it was a sci-fi molecular separating machine and trying to punish the poor thing by nuking it.
Doutonbori Robo
October 16th, 2014, 8:57 pm
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@Guest: And on that note, Kasumi should be the Vaporeon's name. Because Japanese Misty.
There we go.
worst trainer (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:30 pm
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My favorite eevee-lution is most definitely a dead eevee-lution. o:

//salutes george
Saberpheonix (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 9:38 pm
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0_0 oh fu- JESUS CHRIST GEORGE! today, adventurer, tomorrow wanted for animal cruelty
Quasi (Guest)
October 16th, 2014, 11:43 pm
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Radeon when an eevee is exposed to pure radiation rather than that of a particular stone or element it evolves into the nuclear powered disaster that is Radeon
Myou (Guest)
October 17th, 2014, 12:44 am
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Well then... Methinks Abel's going to be sufficient levels of pissed right now... and that the duo will be promptly kicked out of the house and/or arrested.
Blank (Guest)
October 17th, 2014, 9:16 am
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Well, darn, if I hadn't read your comment about it not being dead, I would have thought otherwise, main reason being it looked bloated (Microwaves tend to expand water, thus making things explode due to the pressure, for example, an egg, would explode, even if it's boiled, cuz the shell encases some of the water)
Drauken
October 17th, 2014, 12:56 pm
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Good thing George never figured out how to turn the cell separator on.
Doutonbori Robo
October 17th, 2014, 1:01 pm
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@Blank: It's just compressed. It's a squished Eevee. x3
Merone
October 17th, 2014, 4:58 pm
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For a second I thought she crammed her into a microwave. Oh wait...
Silhouette (Guest)
October 20th, 2014, 3:22 am
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Mass Effect That Mass Effect Reference~
Harangue (Guest)
October 26th, 2014, 10:49 pm
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ALL the Mass Effect references.
Sushirolled
November 14th, 2014, 7:03 pm
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What the hell, George! D:
(Guest) (Guest)
May 6th, 2015, 7:02 pm
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Please please please please please say the personalities match the names.
Grimbt (Guest)
April 7th, 2017, 1:34 am
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I love the Mass Effect reference!