Chapter 1 Page 23

February 6th, 2009, 8:31 pm
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February 6th, 2009, 8:33 pm
Ummzuhhnnn I said I wouldn't moan about my pages anymore. I'm not going to moan. I will not moan. Look at me not moaning!

*Yawn* ... Damn I'm sleepy. Now that this is up I'll be going to bed, so hope you like it.

Aaaand off he goes. Everyone wave bye to Kahn. Bye!

I'm going to go to bed and not set the alarm so I'll end up waking up in the middle of the day far later than I should and its going to feel soooo good.

See you guys with the next update soon.
October 23rd, 2019, 9:09 am
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February 6th, 2009, 8:35 pm
HAHA he's bummin a light of charmanders tail, that's hilarious xD

i'm loving this comic so much right now <3
February 6th, 2009, 8:59 pm
I knew he was gonna use DT as a lighter :D free fire for your smokes! OMg you updated quick! D: or i thinks so anyway. No sleep for you! Noooo! DX make more moooooooore! Bye Kahn sees you later! D: Have a nice sleep H0ly! :D
February 6th, 2009, 9:45 pm
XDDD Do I detect reverse psychology?
February 6th, 2009, 11:30 pm
a future friendship dragon thing, if you can light his smokes, he will love much as he can
February 6th, 2009, 11:48 pm
Let's see how long it takes Kat/Dog? to comment The more he protests the less convincing he seems. :>

I wonder how psycho-mom is doing? She'll probably croon over Dragonthing, reprimand her son for not giving it a more creative and loving name, and then toss him back out on the dirt road before calling him back in and telling him how to use his Running Shoes.
February 7th, 2009, 3:53 am
I don't know if I've said this here already, but...
My English teacher says that if she ever has kids, the first-born will be named Atticus. (After the fictional lawyer, of course)
Everyone bitched at her for it, but I think it's a cool name. Better than another "David" for sure. I know like, five of those.

I'm sorry, this has almost nothing to do with your comic. -A- ...But I adore your art.
February 7th, 2009, 8:13 am
I laughed so hard at panel three! Poor Dragonthing. Your art is as amazing as ever.

...And Kahn is such a little manipulator c:
February 7th, 2009, 9:09 am

Atticus = WIN. STOP BEING GAY OVER KAHN YOU HOMO *shot* the third, fourth and fifth panel is great. (any panels without kahn is great)
<33 Attyyyyy
February 7th, 2009, 10:38 am
WTF!?!?! Charmanders arent liters THats why i hate child smoking! im not flaming like last time! GAAAAAHAGHAAAAA
February 7th, 2009, 10:56 am
... Awesome.
Charmanders are great lighters.

However, Mr. Kat/Dog? polo shirts are horrible.
February 7th, 2009, 11:30 am
this is AMAZING
February 7th, 2009, 2:59 pm
Finally found a use for that Charmander.
February 7th, 2009, 6:17 pm
haha I see Dragonthing becoming a lighter, lamp, lighter, evidence destroyer...
all kinds of useful things ^^
February 8th, 2009, 11:43 am
I thought it said "I'll be sleeping with you Atticus" in the second panel for a moment there 0.o

Using Charmander/Dragonthing as a lighter XDD I have a feeling he's going to get much abuse.
Dune (Guest)
February 8th, 2009, 2:38 pm
Polo shirts? Horrible? No, they're -beyond- horrible. They're... -uniform-.


But with Atticus using Dragonthing as a lighter, it makes me wonder... you can't really bring him indoors, can you? That's like lighting a torch and walking in your house... that's a -fire hazard-.
February 11th, 2009, 3:21 pm
nobody i know makes fun of the stupidness of pokemon as well as you
February 11th, 2009, 4:24 pm
YOU AGAIN ?!?!??!?!? im gettin pissed off!!!! GASP GASP ... wuuuuusa wuuuuu usa WUUUUUSA!!!!
pleeeeeeeese DUDE IM SA?YIN PLEEEEZE stop dissin me! so i likee polo? atticus likes jumpers! and sixty women i know like being topless!!!!!!! JK! im calm now!buuuuuut... LOL fire hazard!!!! XD but still..
February 12th, 2009, 9:33 am
Kat/Dog?: Shut the hell up. Srsly. You sound like an idiot. And didn't we already tell you NOT to spam on this page?

Kahn's squirtle needs a nickname. Srsly. Turtle thing.
February 12th, 2009, 3:18 pm
hhhhhhm...... naaaaah! but thanks for the offer anyway xkrazydog!!!! :)
February 12th, 2009, 6:14 pm
I've been following this comic since page 8 I believe :3 I must say you have an amazing story going here. I try to check as much as possible to see if you updated :D

Atticus is so awesome... so loveable XD
February 12th, 2009, 6:54 pm
Sad News Well... Concerning these comics... I have some bad news... They will unable to be drawn anymore...

As I am hijacking your epic drawing skillz.

Seriously, how'd you get so good?
February 13th, 2009, 7:53 am
PHEW, Jesus Mas, you scared me for a minute there. I come and check a comment which reads "Bad news, this comic will no longer be able to be drawn" I thought "CRIPES, they know what I've been doing!!! I've been found out, I knew this would have to happen someday!!! ... Wait what have I actually done..."


Thanks XD

Oh and *squirts commenters with water bottle* Come on guys, stop argueing. As much as it's amusing to come back and find a little feud going on with Katdog, it isn't really the place.

Just keep on topic and try to limit yourself to one post and recognizable English Katdog. You don't want to nark me do you. I think I've been very nice so far.

So make that the END OF IT.

And then we can aaaalll be friends.

Been real busy on schoolwork but I'm about to try squeezing in an update... Thanks for commenting guys!
February 13th, 2009, 7:27 pm
and i was pissed off!! thats why my english is bad!!!

i consider this the end (unless dune pisses me off again ) oh i just noticed today is FIDAY THE 13th!!!!! bwahahah!!! pleeze dont come to my house in a hokey mask... plleeeeeheeheeeez...


anyone buying this? OH! sorry h0ly one post hehe pleeeze dont kill im still single!!!!
February 13th, 2009, 7:38 pm
The less you know, Holy... The less you know...
February 14th, 2009, 2:02 pm
I'm going to hurt you.

Not you. You.
February 14th, 2009, 4:25 pm
xD Cheesey nicknames So is Charmanders nickname Dragon Thing ._. or is he gonna nickname it something else? :3 Yes yes the Squirtle should have a nickname too xDD now that i think about it, in pokemon they make the most cheesiest nicknames like.. squirty xD
February 14th, 2009, 5:58 pm
To Kat/Dog: Please fix your atrocious grammar and spelling. And Please quit your random talk shyt, its annoying and makes you look like a moron. Good night.

More pages, h0ly, MORE PAGES.
February 15th, 2009, 6:43 pm
... (changed my avatar to just my comment! ... anyone here like "xxxholic" im watching it right now and fell like typing about it! )
February 16th, 2009, 8:36 pm
I'm gonna have to have a talk with your teachers about all this schoolwork they've been giving you!
How dare they deprive me of you and mokepon!
I'm very eager for the next page! =]

And katdog is making me rather upset. If your gonna comment H0ly's wonderful comic, make sure your comment is ABOUT H0ly or the comic!

Anyways. WONDERFUL job H0ly.
Kitten meat
February 17th, 2009, 2:43 pm
this is Kat/dog?'s new acount!
uuhh. did you mean the admins cuase for sum reason..
I AM BANNED!!!!!! interly!
did u tell them to bann me?
im not threatning u! but i well keep asking for awnser!!! WHO BANNED ME!!!!
February 17th, 2009, 2:54 pm
Anyone else might get the hint.
Dune (Guest)
February 18th, 2009, 2:00 am
Reading the reviews today left me with mixed feelings, some relief, some resentment, many of which I would like to express. I spent a good amount of time writing a ridiculously long tirade towards kat/dog, and then I spent an even longer time making an unnecessarily long comment basically asking for your permission to post it here, the only place I can put it so that kat/dog might read it (I don't have an account to send a message to him from, and he wisely does not reveal his e-mail address).

Pretty much, to summarize what I've been trying to say for a while is that I have a few words for kat/dog that you might not agree to for the conflicts that might result (I can assure you that the language is very mild, though), BUT if you're uncomfortable using this page as a medium of sorts between kat/dog and myself, then feel free to say so and I won't make a peep.
Kitten meat
February 18th, 2009, 5:44 am
... fine..fine u..u win... alright!!! i just wanted to be silly as i AM! u could have sent some wurning! all i said was ... to finish it! and talked about cra* but thats just me way of sayin im done with a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not gettin revenge until im at my peek! plus 3HP1H is closed until i make 14 comics on the same day! goodnighty! XP bann this if u want i ca a nothe etc...
Meepa (Guest)
February 18th, 2009, 9:19 am
Considering the fact that I could barely understand a single thing you just said, I get the feeling your "revenge" is going to be a lot sweeter for us than it will be for you...
February 18th, 2009, 6:40 pm
Holy cinnamon cakes this is freakin' hilarious. I just started reading this today and I used to be an avid, and I mean AVID pokemon watcher/player/obsessive fanatic back in the day and this comic just puts together all my doubts and suspicions about the whole concept in general into a blend of fantastic art and hilarity. I don't usually like fancomics but kudos to this one exception!
Kitten meat
February 19th, 2009, 5:46 am
i said ... fine... fine... win! oh and 3 house pets 1 house ( my comic ) is closed until i re make 14 comics! im not really a jerk! but i did end it in a joke! HELL did u see my avatar? my faciel expression went with it! but im not at my peek yet! until most over it... i will find your e-mail and send disturbing images to your self consiounse! just kidding im leaving u alone! and im hiddin' towards these explosives near my thinking corner! think ..think..... THIIIIIINK...
bye-byes (oh and dune if u have a youtube! im "vomitcakes" yah a stupid name! H0ly if u have 1 too ... i wont even respond X)

im taking this litely so no one takes me as a jerk! cause im not!!!! just 20 '/. silly!!! end the show NOW!!!!
Dune (Guest)
February 19th, 2009, 10:12 am
(sorry I didn't wait for a response, holy, but I couldn't resist after that thing responded. if you're bothered by my comment, feel free to delete it...?)

I'm -almost- glad you invited yourself back in because then I wouldn't be able to realize you're still actually bothered by my comments, EVEN THOUGH none of them were particularly inflammatory. Until now.

It's not as if I was trying my best to bother you. The first time I made contact, I was simply expressing my distaste for your not-very-subtle dig at holy's style of art. And even then, I was keeping the comment light, purposely laming what could have been a potentially scathing message. And at the same time, that review was mainly intended as an expression of my appreciation for holy's work.

The second time I made contact, all I did was as you to calm down because you were unjustifiably angry at me, which was understandable the first time around.

Now the third time, I did make a joke about your polo shirt avatar, and I suppose it -was- in bad taste, considering the fact that this was only shortly after I attempted to make peace with you.made a little dig at your 'polo shirt' avatar. On the other hand, it was a dig almost entirely too impossible to resist, as I have recently been freed of school uniform. Wearing polo shirts and khaki/navy blue pants for seven years and suddenly finding myself capable of "dissin'" them... how could I -not-? And even then, it -still- wasn't that provocative, as comments go.

You want to know what the problem is? There is no one problem. There are -many-. And these are the reasons why you were banned.

1. From what I've seen, you are, simply put, the biggest nuisance to hit the smackjeeves. You blatantly abuse the capslock, the exclamation mark, and the right of free speech. You are, according to your profile, fourteen years old. You know what that means? It means you -probably- graduated from primary school, depending on the education of your current location. So why don't you write like it? Grammar, punctuation, spelling and proper language are important tools in life, and if you can manage to use them all correctly, you might actually be treated with some actual respect. If you spell like a three year old banging on key boards, you will be treated as one. Throw in caps lock and poor punctuation and a hissy fit, and you will be treated like a hemorrhoid--something you just have to try your best to ignore and wait for it to go away.

2. You are rude and kind of really stupid. Normally, if something happens to bother a person, they let it drop, unless it rises to the point at which it is unbearable and one is forced to put their foot down. You? The very slightest provocation leaves you in a seizure of caps lock and bad grammar. ...No, that's not right. You've always written that way. You're like the delicate little girl so often featured in angst-ridden fiction, so sensitive that the slightest look in their direction would leave them in tears. Of course, you're not crying, you're exploding in a state of... whatever the hell it is you seem to be suffering from. Mania, maybe, probably. This is why you got "pissed off" at me. Because you are just too darn easy. You are just that immature--I wasn't even putting an effort into it.

3. You aggravate everyone you come in contact with, regardless of whether or not it's on purpose. You spam the page with incessant, pointless little comments. xxxHolic? Sure, we've read it. Sure, CLAMP is great. Sure, Yuuko is defying the law of physics by not collapsing under the weight of her own breasts. But this is not the place to bring up random facts, especially considering how little people currently think of you.

To sum it all up: you're rude; you're so sensitive, you border on explosive; you lack good grammar, punctuation, and spelling; common sense and proper judgment seem to be abstract concepts beyond your ability to comprehend; and you demand attention and respect that we cannot sincerely give to you. These are the reasons people decided to report you. These are the reasons the Admins decided to kick you out, and like an annoying, deadbeat uncle, you just had to invite yourself right back in.

Ah, and in regards to your most recent post: 1) nobody cares about your comic. I mean, for god's sake, if you're doing stick figure art, at least make it funny. 2) as usual, you fail to make a point, at the same time also failing to make any sense. 3) I don't know what or where my self consiounse is, but if you're talking about my sense of conscience, it's sitting right by me, laughing at you. 4) And which e-mail would you like? I have... four on yahoo, three on gmail, and a school email address. And I only check one on a regular basis. ...Have fun finding the right one! *waves*
Dune (Guest)
February 19th, 2009, 10:16 am
Good god, that was long... Sorry, holy.
February 19th, 2009, 10:09 pm
Dune, I love you.
Kitten meat
February 20th, 2009, 5:48 am
... O_O
ooh... i quess you... are right ( i took you as leech! ) im using proper grammer now!... okay that isn't proper... but i like it! Fine i do demand attention do to the constent laughter and beat-em-ups ( not really beat but dissing ) fine but you're insults sting good sir right here and thats why i get effendid and hyper! but i'll stop after this! crap! i thought that arrow did something! anyhoodle... my comics aren't that bad... bye-...bye! for now! if i come back with hurting messages just leaving smackjeeves! and move to drunk duck or something! oh and i like hotmail but send a youtube if u have one!
February 23rd, 2009, 8:40 pm
Dear child, What is your IP Address so we can restrict, no, BAN it's access to this site? :3
June 10th, 2009, 5:50 pm
Dear god...
look at these comments....
And all I wanted to do was point out how funny the whole "Unless you're planning to stalk me, that is" comment was.
Just plain hilarious! XD
May 3rd, 2010, 6:34 pm
haaaaa Charmandar's tail is Atticus' personal lighter
June 19th, 2010, 4:39 am
ha i love how he uses charmander as a lighter
James Birdsong (Guest)
September 1st, 2010, 2:56 pm
Good update.
May 8th, 2011, 5:19 pm
Yesssssssss. I was just WAITING for him to use the charmander's tail to light up a smoke. So epic.
June 26th, 2011, 1:33 pm
Stalking! Aww, Kahn treats his own Pokemon so nicely. D-did Atticus just use Dragonthingie as a lighter? Really? Oh lord, he just doesn't learn. Well, I guess that, in that way, Dragonthing is perfect for him.
No moaning? I rather enjoyed your griping. Aw, Kahn is really going, huh? Hope we get to see him again! Have a great sleep, and I absolutely loved this update.
April 30th, 2013, 10:41 am
What a hoodlum. He is fourteen and already smoking.