Chapter 2 Page 18

December 30th, 2009, 10:14 pm
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H0lyhandgrenade
December 30th, 2009, 10:14 pm
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This was a fun page to draw. I wonder if anyone's gathered I enjoy drawing non-pretty people yet.

So, that Christmas thing. I got hit by that. And worse yet I got hit by the Christmas cold. Gyaughhh. I feel rotten to the core.

This one may alienate anyone who can't remember the old games, but... Trust me. It didn't make sense to those of us who played it either. I'm hoping you guys will come with me on this one... It's something I always thought bizarre personally.

See y'all soon.
H0lyhandgrenade
January 1st, 2010, 10:23 am
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Let's have us some replies.

Korbeh: I'm glad to hear it's not just me who didn't get that.

Amanta-kun: That's why we have Atty ;D

Chan Is No Longer a Guest: Aye, if she suddenly lights up, it'll be a match made in heaven ;D (Get it? Match? As in... lighting a cigarette? ... Okay I'll just keep my jokes to the comic pages.)

Raiu: Thankyou XD I got me some cold relief tablets so hopefully I should be able to resume work at high speed.

XxKiiTabikixX: Those were the days =D Getting pissed off at a little pixelated man.

ZachLight: Some day I shall get my genius coding buddy to make me a Mokepon version of that game. Someday.

RyoSoulreaper: Haha XD It's all in the eyes.

Aeris: I never would have guessed how much I was making peoples days posting that XD

supersayainblue: They always start so slow. And he says you're welcome. or something to that effect.

DragonHat: I don't think he has many fans.

Moo Moo: Oh come on D8 What're you expecting me to reply to that. You're having a laugh.

Kay osse: I thought that too D8 Although I forgot he was a way to get missingno. I always used a different way.

Jemni: Oh he gets thrown offguard plenty. He's just very good at getting back on it.

kat_start01: That said, coffee can often seem to make everything better. That delicious bean.

Mr Aids: Why even bother buying it?

Blix: Ohhh you know I'd tell you if I could but you'll have to wait and see ;D (not because I haven't got it written for sure 100%, nope). And Dude D8 He already did light it that way. I knew I shoulda made it more obvious...

xwx101: Hah. He'll probably blame Atty for those too.

Rainbird: XD I like the middle panel too. It's a shame I had to put Atty's foot in the middle, it was such a fun face.

Peanutbutterpancakes: Thankyou XD I do love drawing ugly folk. I decided recently I was gunna make my npcs as much fun to draw as I possibly could. And your name sounds delicious.

Jazeki: Let's see what other miserable pokemon memories I can regurgitate and then step on.

Kaitousblackwings: This crap writes itself ;D All you gotta do is play the game but replace the character with Atticus and it works itself out.

Sephiris: Aye it's not the same for us XD But most readers tend to be American soooo I'm glad he comes across as English to most people regardless. No offence to anyone, I just couldn't imagine Atty being American. Atty's just an English chappy through and through.

Ymedron: Y;know what, that actually makes a lot more sense.

Marcusdawson: Persistent fellow, wasn't he.

BrandyCandyCane: Let's go try it ;D Your icon is swanky.

Wo_chi_baozi: Pokeflute, man ;D You gotta play the pokeflute. Ahaha *dreams of future material*

Clovat: No can do I'm afraid D8 Would be fun but I gotta get on with the blasted thing so best you can do is just read the page again XD

Asj: Most everyone seems to get sick at christmas. Everyone I know has got something and I caught a different symptom off each off them giving me a lovely cocktail of cold. Blech. And that line of hers was lifted straight out the game XD

Pat15: Now now if we applied that kind of logic to the pokeuniverse there would be no ROOM left in the loonybin.

Seav: I wish that worked for me.

Tanokki: What an interesting concept. I'm suprised Pokeslaughter hasn't been there already.

Emruki: I would be feeling as crap as ever still but as long as I keep myself drugged up to the eyeballs I'm cool ;D And he can be a cutey when he's too suprised to try not to be.

FanFantasy: Because Red was a pansy D8

BaldDumboRat: It'll be a long time till Atty reaches missingno but I can't wait.

Hero of Comedy: Of course Atty could. As he said, he's thirty eight after all.

the being: And he hates us too ;D

WolfyT: That's my goal XD Ahh memory lane.

Idene: It was more than a trip back to pallet town. It was an inconvenience to kids on their gameboys worldwide.

Hapenis: Thanks XD +10 if he'd stood on his groin.

GreenNin93: I was kind and made it his garden rather than the road since it was next to his house. I think. I'm not sure if the people outside actually had houses. Either way he seemed to think the place was his property.

Yuoaman: Ohh when the bleeding stops and the anger fades I'm sure he's a perfectly pleasant gent. If he has his coffee.

GrotesquePrince: A world where everyone's rude 8D It's a dream come true.

Drawkill: Great! ... Ohdamn he already lost the pidgey tho.

Ichipowa: Indeed you can't. And what's so annoying about tits Owo EDIT: I stand corrected.

Blix: Don't blame yourself D; I made the most tiny bit of notice to it because it was too obvious. I didn't realize that it was more the case that I couldn't NOT show it happening, a serious piece of misjudgement on my part. Forrgivvvveeeeee meeeeeeeee.

FallenEmbyr: Thankyou very much =D Hope you stick around!

speak92: The feeling's mutual <3

Death-Destination: Thankyou XD I'm rather fond of him also.

Thesmiter: I don't remember him D8 Maybe I'm too old. Then again, if something wasn't in the game I likely won't know it XD If it was, I'll eventually come to it.

MeteorTH: Ahh, if only you had managed to train DT up enough to use ember by now, if only...

GRENZENLOS: Don't worry there's a list of many things I struggle drawing too I just try not to draw attention to them until I can ;D Ugly people is such a thing, and now I looooove the ugly <3

Yamataro: That's what I do and I'm only twenty!

KaShi&CiNos: I blame poor translators and cencorship.

Rage: One of those three is likely to occur.

ChibiSilverWings: Actually I'm pretty sure his excuse was that the land you wanted to cross was his property...

Aten-Kami: Coffee makes the world go round dontcha know. Makes sense to me.

Blitzn'Burst: Some day this will be explored ;D

Thanks for commenting guys!
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Korbeh
December 30th, 2009, 10:16 pm
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I never did understand that.
"I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET, YOU CANNOT PASS."
'wut'
Amante
December 30th, 2009, 10:23 pm
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I remember this guy... I wanted to run him over.
Chan Is No Longer a Guest
December 30th, 2009, 10:29 pm
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OHMYGOD, THIS MAN. I HATED HIM.
"I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET"
"How is that my problem-"
"YOU CANNOT PASS."
"WHAT DID I DO!?"
"DDD<"
God I'm glad he stepped on his face, even if I have no clue how he managed to do that without noticing it.
Lmao, hand knitted monstrosity. OH HO HO, ATTY, I FOUND YOUR DREAM GIRL.
Raiu (Guest)
December 30th, 2009, 10:29 pm
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It doesn't make sence at all. Maybe the coffie has a sedative and Viagra mixed in. Anyway, hope you get over your cold, and keep posting what I think is the greatest pokemon comic of all time. Awesome!
XxKiiTabikixX
December 30th, 2009, 10:30 pm
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Yeah, I remember that old man...When I first saw him, I was "wtfHAX!?!?"...I tried finding a way around him (without success, of course) and ended up turning away to stumble back down the road to Pallet(sp?) Town, cursing under my breath the whole time. Ah, fond memories ^-^
ZachLight
December 30th, 2009, 10:31 pm
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Hate the old man, should of thought of takeing that poke'ball too, and moved on.
Why couldn't I do this playing the game...aww.
RyoSoulreaper
December 30th, 2009, 10:37 pm
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Atty's face in the last 2 panels is priceless. It's like "Ah hell, I just did something that I'll regret later on."
DragonHat
December 30th, 2009, 11:01 pm
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Ha! I hate that old man.
Moo Moo
December 30th, 2009, 11:03 pm
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O.o
kay osse
December 30th, 2009, 11:14 pm
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that was one bipolar old guy. he hates you then he shows you pointless information then he helps you crash your game with missingNo. D:
Jemmi
December 30th, 2009, 11:36 pm
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Lmao. Finally something throws him offgaurd.
kat_star01
December 30th, 2009, 11:43 pm
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I like how his nose is bloody and possibly broken, yet the problem is that he hasn't had his coffee yet XDD
Mr Aids
December 30th, 2009, 11:49 pm
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Hey, I lie in people's path until I get my coffee too.
blix (Guest)
December 30th, 2009, 11:49 pm
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XDDDD OH IS HE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO USE A POKEBALL NOW? OR MAYBE GET A FREE POTION FOR BREAKING HIS NOSE? OR MAYBE A TM?!

I can't tell you how much I wish you'd update more. Every update excites me. <3
blix (Guest)
December 30th, 2009, 11:56 pm
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I keep hoping he and Charmander will become friends when he figures out Charmander can light his cig for him.
xwx101
December 31st, 2009, 12:01 am
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Broke his bloody nose, man take a look at his teeth.
Rainbird
December 31st, 2009, 12:04 am
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Ooh~ she looks like she'd be good for Atty. *wink wink, nudge nudge* =D

Haha, I remember that guy. He made no sense. Dx
I like Atty's expressions here. They're great! And the middle panel with crazy-guy's face. It makes me happy. c:
peanutbutterpancakes
December 31st, 2009, 12:09 am
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Having his nose broken is a much better reason for not letting you pass then not having his coffee... stupid old man... also, why didn't the girl just go get the coffee right away?

I applaud your ability to draw non-attractive people. I always get stuck in the place where all of the people are "ideal" and then everyone looks the same. Your characters are simply amazing.
Jazeki
December 31st, 2009, 12:39 am
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OMG. You brought back horrible memories of my days of PKMN playing. lol. So, seeing Atty step on him was totally worth it.
Kaitousblackwings (Guest)
December 31st, 2009, 1:21 am
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... This version actually makes more sense than the games did XDDDD Damn you poorly explain plot devices. :I
sepheris
December 31st, 2009, 2:17 am
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Nice, okay now punch him for all the frustration he has caused us =)

I've also noticed a few people have mentioned that the characters speak British when they read it. I myself haven't really noticed (then again I am British, so... yeah)
Ymedron
December 31st, 2009, 3:59 am
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Nerdtime! Actually in the original japanese version the old man didn't want his coffee, he was drunk off his ass and had collapsed on the route.

I must say I love Atty's horrified expression. c:
marcusdawson
December 31st, 2009, 5:15 am
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Oh god not that guy, I hated trying to get around him.
BrandyCandyCane
December 31st, 2009, 7:58 am
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I remember this guy.. my god I hated him, I just wanted to step on him two!
wo_chi_baozi
December 31st, 2009, 9:34 am
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God, I always friggin hated that son of a bitch. But you eventually get past him. What about that fat sleeping pokemon on the trail? I COULD NEVER GET PAST IT!!!
clovat
December 31st, 2009, 9:43 am
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Pfff. Step on him again! AGAIN I SAY D<
Asj
December 31st, 2009, 9:56 am
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You got sick, too? O_o Has everyone caught something around Christmas this year? Seriously, I got sick, someone else said they had a sore throat, a good artist on deviantart.com yesterday said they got sick...

I find it interesting that that guy's grand kid thinks he's just being mean, even though blood's coming out of his nose and everything. Although, I guess he shouldn't have been laying there anyhow. >_>"
I wonder why I don't remember any of this stuff. ^_^" I guess I blocked it out or something... or maybe it's just been too many years.
pat15
December 31st, 2009, 10:36 am
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What kind of guy would just lie in the middle of a road until he gets his coffee and not expect to be stepped on once in a while? The crazy kind that needs to be placed in the loony bin of course.
Seav
December 31st, 2009, 10:41 am
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My god this guy was annoying and weird. He dosnt get coffe so he lays in the middle of the road expecting someone to get his coffee? Spoiled brat
Tanokki
December 31st, 2009, 11:35 am
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I really hated this guy. Infact, if I ever do a Pokemon comic, I will blow his head off and feed the head to Houndoom families.
emruki
December 31st, 2009, 12:25 pm
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I'm glad you're feeling better. :) Make sure to boost up on vitamin c to keep that immune system healthy!

Surprised!Atty makes me lol. He's just so cute when he's dumbfounded, what with his prolonged reaction time and "o_o" expression. <3
FanFantasy
December 31st, 2009, 12:53 pm
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XDXD Ahahaa, I remember that. I always wondered why I couldn't shove the old man out of the way.
BaldDumboRat
December 31st, 2009, 12:56 pm
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Don't you guys know? He needs his special glitch coffee in order to grant you all 99 items and a strange pixel beast that evolves into a flying kangaskan when you give it a rare candy :D
Hero of Comedy
December 31st, 2009, 1:00 pm
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@Amante-kun If they put a car in the game, you could.
And don't say it wouldn't help because the main character's too young to drive.
I have one thing to say that cancels that plothole, Hot-wire.
the being
December 31st, 2009, 1:06 pm
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hahaha, I always hated that old man....
WolfyT
December 31st, 2009, 2:09 pm
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8D Can't wait for more! Jesus that old guy... Thanks for bringing back so many memories!
Idene
December 31st, 2009, 3:56 pm
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oh my god! i can't believe i forgot about that old asshole! memories... freakin painful and aggravating memories. XD
Hapenis
December 31st, 2009, 4:06 pm
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Ohgosh.
This just made my day~ <3
In my opinion, every old guy laying in the middle of the road because of coffee deprivation (is that a word? o.o;), deserves to be stepped on. Especially that particular old guy. ;D
+5 points for possibly breaking his nose, Atty!
Can't wait to see more of your beautiful artz.
GreenNin93
December 31st, 2009, 4:13 pm
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Very Nice I always hated that old man...he had it coming too, you know, just laying out in the middle of the road...kind of weird.
Yuoaman
December 31st, 2009, 4:27 pm
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So is he going to randomly give you an expensive piece of merchandise like FR/LG, or is he just going to toss a ball?

...After the bleeding stops, that is.
GrotesquePrince
December 31st, 2009, 5:23 pm
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I remember that bastard..! It was him, officer jenny!! Arrest that geezer!!!

They always put ridiclously rude npcs in pokemon. And if you aren't in the mood to do as they like or otherwise complete the task they will just stay there... forever... not letting anyone on earth through...

........video games are awesome >:3
Drawkill
December 31st, 2009, 9:24 pm
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Oh god it's the old man!
Now all you need to do is fly to cinnabar island and catch a missingno.
<:D

I love how this comic has every aspect of the game.
Ichipowa
January 1st, 2010, 3:05 am
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o3o LOL XDD I wish i could have stepped on his nose!! >.< He's annoying as tits D< o.o you can't get past him till you deliver the parcel can you?

Edit:: Saggy tits my friend, saggy tits o3o
blix (Guest)
January 1st, 2010, 12:51 pm
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oh, damn. I either missed it or just completely forgot it.

The simultaneous trouble AND joy of webcomics is that reading something over such a looooong ... period... of ... time.... makes for lower reading comprehension. (the joy part of this is reading it AGAIN and it's like reading it for the first time! 8D)

well. memory of a goldfish, has I.
FallenEmbyr
January 1st, 2010, 1:55 pm
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So, I just found your comic today and finished reading it. You are so talented!! The story is interesting and the art is phenomenal!
speak92
January 1st, 2010, 2:16 pm
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iloveyou that's about it.
Death-Destination
January 1st, 2010, 3:57 pm
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I love him so much!!!!! <3 He's such a brilliant character!!!
thesmiter
January 2nd, 2010, 2:07 am
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WHERE IS THE TEACHY TV GUY ASSFDSDFSD.

"o lul hur's a TV for u to lug around in ur bckpck somehow!"
MeteorTH
January 2nd, 2010, 10:37 am
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This is what I'll do, grab super hot coffee then dump it on his face, or Dragon-thing should use ember!!!!
Yamataro
January 2nd, 2010, 12:43 pm
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You know how geezers get with no coffee. :3 They blame the young people.
Rage
January 5th, 2010, 12:38 am
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I think he'll die a virgin
and of aids
or cancer
whatever
ChibiSilverWings
January 5th, 2010, 2:03 pm
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Of coffee and old men This was a particularly odd way to keep us from advancing, but it's a pretty common video game dynamic, even in later games! Like in R/S/E where you're not allowed to walk somewhere because someone is studying the Pokemon footprints there. (haha WUT?) Or in D/P where they're filming a nature documentary.

In a game like this it's understandable to block a road but.. WHY COFFEE?! He should be like "I dropped my contact! NO ONE MOVE!" Or they should go all out and make this guy insane. Not just having caffine withdrawl.
Blitzn'Burst
January 6th, 2010, 9:53 am
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hmmmm....why dont you just climb the cliff to the gym and then go around it? I never understood why you just cant climb the cliffs. Its not like they are steep and you have to use rock climb >.>
Loki Fenrisulf IV
January 6th, 2010, 7:31 pm
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Didn't we just see Atty almost fall from one of those cliffs dood? it seemed a little too high to climb so easilly.
Still, I don't see how people just jump down them. I think even Link wold take some damage.
Asj
January 7th, 2010, 9:59 pm
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I thought it was probably from the game. It makes it funny. ^_^
Seav
January 13th, 2010, 8:32 pm
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@H0lyhandgrenade If that worked for you, id step on your face too
Jayrunner
March 21st, 2010, 10:14 pm
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(0A0) I wish the games would let you do that. My chara would be chain smoking and burning down gyms. :3
James Birdsong (Guest)
September 1st, 2010, 4:30 pm
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Fun fun fun. Funnn. Fun! Hehe.
crystalgardian
December 26th, 2010, 9:27 pm
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omg.... I always hated that guy -.-"
DaydreamingDaisy
June 27th, 2011, 12:44 pm
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Nose! Atticus wants to stop Kahn huh? Hah, I love how he thinks Kahn is stopping to better the lives of innocent bystanders at the same time when he steps on one. Why is that man on the floor? Yes, the girl and Atty were meant to be. Monstrosities, indeed.
Merry Christmas! I hope you feel better! Wonderful page!
Whitespirit
March 16th, 2012, 5:03 am
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ohhh you said bloody! Does that make you english?! XD
Enkiu
March 16th, 2013, 8:51 pm
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...My brother slapped me cuz I was laughing so hard
FireIceLighting
March 28th, 2013, 6:39 pm
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He was passed out drunk in the Japanese version, but censors didn't want alcohol references in a children's game.
Shadowsamurai
June 17th, 2014, 4:24 am
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How did it take me so long to recognize the art style...
Pikamewgirl (Guest)
December 7th, 2015, 7:00 pm
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Japanese Version Fun Fact! In the Japanese version of the game, the scenario with the old man was different. Instead of needing coffee, he was passed out from being drunk!